...is the size of your next poop.
Hope it goes smoother than mine(size 10 Nike Running shoes)
[spoiler]I love [i]shit posts[/i] like this one...XD[/spoiler]
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A water bottle, I'm fine
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A couch... I'm screwed
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Bun and cheese
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My AR with 30rnd mag. Typical.
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This tiny plastic thing, I'm good
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*Prepares laser face* Paper towel
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A coffe table. A MOTHER-blam!-IN COFEE TABLE
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Pringle can... oh boy.
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Really big cat. So ded.
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A queen size comforter. . . Sounds exhausting
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Subwoofer. Shit
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A big pile of blankets.
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A bathtub [spoiler]rip my asshole[/spoiler]
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A bed. I'll see you in the afterlife
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A four building highschool
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Armchair
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A lanyard well then this will be stringy
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A giant coffee table.[spoiler]I can imagine the relief after words now.[/spoiler]
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My glasses [spoiler]my normal poops are bigger.[/spoiler]
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My printer. Oh shit. Literally.
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My cat??
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Oh my word..... I gotta poop out a dresser
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A car *shutters*
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O no,Im gonna poop a wall sized poop!
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A model 440 fermarc reconditioned 2002 Zamboni. Yup...I'm gonna die. Nice having met you all, I guess, now if you'll excuse me I'm prairie dogging it here... *waddles away*
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Crap.... A chair.....well...least get this over with...