originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
"Well you are just a mess... Do you want a cookie? Because I don't have a cookie..."
*Picks up a stick and pokes you a couple of times.*
English
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Sarah used to *burp* make cookies...Then that bitch kicked me out! I DON'T MISS HER! WHO SAID I MISS HER? *uncontrollable sobbing* SARAAAHHH!!! IT WAS JUST ONE DRINK! TAKE ME BACK SARAHAHAHA! *cries till he passes out covered in vomit and sadness* AND THE WINNER IS.... [spoiler]The compassionate guy who gave me a cookie :)[/spoiler]
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You're drunk