originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
"How about you come out and fight."
[b]I fire my grenade launcher, destroying the tree.[/b]
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"I probably would if I still had my scythe." [i]Runs to another tree[/i]
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"Or if you didn't rely on crap weapons and emotion with high pitch whistles." "You put yourself on a disadvantage." [b]I destroy the next tree[/b]
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"It's all I have. Besides, sound amplification is great for concerts." [i]I snap my fingers, and amplify the sound enough to cause a Shockwave[/i]
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"Napalm is also great for killing people like you." [b]I fire a napalm round from the grenade launcher, it explodes and sets you on fire.[/b]
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"I have regenerative abilities as good as deadpool's!" [i]Runs and jumps into a river[/i]
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"-blam!-ing dumbass!" [b]Fires many rounds from UMP-45, many bullets hitting you in the back.[/b]
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[i]is hiding behind a rock, so isn't hit very much[/i]
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"Come out and fight you little bitch." "Or you can keep hiding so I can set up some more explosives!" "Your choice!"
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"Why are you being so dam rude? I know who ill avoid when I join this place."
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"Well if I have to fight people like you I get board!" "I need more explosions and AC/DC music playing and more explosions and Rock n' Roll!"
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... I think you have a problem.
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"That's what my parents would tell me... " "Now you gonna die!"
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Very mean. But, I haven't been doing nothing. *A huge Shockwave flies up at you from a hole in the ground*
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[b]Runs from the hole in the ground[/b] "You challenged to fight me so of course you have done something." [b]Loads grenade launcher.[/b] "This round drops a cluster of explosives, enough to rip a 20 foot hole in a U.S. Aircraft Carrier, and I'm about to put it in your brain." [b]Fires grenade launcher[/b]
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The U.S. is not even together anymore. *runs* [spoiler]in this rp it was blown up years ago.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Oh, ok[/spoiler] "So what! I'm still gonna put some kind of bullet in your face."
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Very rude. Maybe you should try it yourself sometime.
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"Is that all you got? Just words no fight? C'mon this is a fight not a debate!"
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I'm thinking. I'm at the severe disadvantage here.
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"Thinking of what, more words to say and which tree to duck behind right when the next gets blown up?"