I sexually Identify as an AC-130 gunship. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the cities shooting 50mm rounds at disgusting communists. People say to me that a person being an airplane is Impossible and I’m -blam!-ing retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary engines, 50 mm cannons , a 105mm Howitzer, and a L/60 Bofors cannon on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Spectre” and respect my right to fire from above and fire endlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a aerophobe and need to check your life privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.