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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
Edited by Jäger:
3/20/2016 5:37:39 AM
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[b]Rides past on Skateboard holding a boombox on his shoulder. The boombox is playing "Loud Places"[/b]
"Sup guys"
English
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Haven't seen one of you guys in years Wanna fight?
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"Sure, let's fight."
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You go first. I wanna see how a 90s guy like you fights.
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"Ok." [b]Loads grenade launcher[/b] "I love napalm." [b]Fires grenade launcher, the blast catches you on fire.[/b]
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Edited by BrandRobKus: 3/23/2016 3:44:18 PM*slightly reels back, then takes in a deep breath* I love the smell of napalm in the morning *dissolves into the ground, reforming behind you, and cleaves upward with sword... Giving you a botched Vasectomy*
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[b]However the sword breaks[/b] "Never, try to use a sword wen another has tough armor on." [b]I quickly I've you an uppercut to the FACE.[/b]
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*backs up quickly, and the sword reforms in hand* *releases green flares from sword*
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"C'mon, bring it on!" [b]Loads grenade launcher[/b] "I'll send you straight to hell!"
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I've been there *dissolves into the ground and reforms behind you, disarming you* I found it quite lovely *fires your grenade launcher*
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[b]Pulls up in an Delorian with a shirt with shoulder pads and Duran Duran playing.[/b] Ugh 90s scrub.
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"Never in my life, have I ever thought I would see an abomination like you."
