I think laying it out like this would be easier to read. [quote][b]Change 1: Enemies - Scrap every enemy and instead create a single race of dregs dressed in an assorted variety of cotton / polyester sweatshirts, scarves and hats. Buff enemy armor by 800%. Name them all Alex. -[/b] Are you upset cause the factions look different and are human and not powered by space magic? [b]Change 2: Bosses - Scrap all boss fight mechanics. Scrap every existing boss in lieu of one of the aforementioned enemies with a higher amount of HP and damage output. Pick a noun at random, set as boss name.[/b] Considering we only have hard and challenging mission and not a real end game fight yet even though it's on it's way. Have you tried fighting the helicopter boss? Most bosses in Destiny are just larger versions of the normal enemies with larger health pools. Adding extra shields or controlling when a boss can be damaged just to add three waves of enemies isn't that exciting. [b]Change 3: PVP - Scrap the existing PVP completely, and instead allow guardians to kill eachother in a specific area of Patrol mode. Players must complete a Warsat event to keep any collected loot. Have deaths reduce light level.[/b] Unless you have run the Dark zone and have been in fire fights on three sides with Rogues bearing down on you, how can you even compare that to the tiny pvp zones in Destiny? Is it because you would rather be able to lane camp with a 1k yard stare? [b]Change 4: Locations - Scrap the moon, venus, mars, saturn, and reef. Scrap patrol matchmaking.[/b] Yeah those maps are so massive and everyone spends so much time on patrol. [b]Change 5: Endgame - Scrap all endgame content in lieu of a max light level difficulty for 5 story missions.[/b] Destiny has had since late 2014 to work on it's end game. The Division has been out what two weeks? Are you mad it has garnered so much attention so quickly? [b]Change 6: Mobility - Scrap sparrows, pikes, heavy pikes and interceptors. Scrap jumping. Scrap crouching. Buff jogging. Add shadestep to every class.[/b] Again the Division is based in a more realistic setting. If you prefer space magic and floating and triple jump. Stay here and ride your sparrow on patrol by all means. For some reason in your head, rolling away from the enemy = shadestep. lol. [b]Change 7: Gear - Hand out legendaries and exotics freely, but with a 99% chance of having a useless roll. Sweet! A Gjallarhorn! ..Aw man, Shank burn..[/b] Destiny hands out legendaries with bad rolls on a daily basis. It's why you see so many people posting about their rolls. Oh in case you didn't know cause you sound ignorant to the fact, High ends are not = to exotics. High end is a different tier of gear altogether. More powerful end game gear that can be equipped in every slot. So yeah, just like the gear before it, it is generated with random perks. [b]Change 8: Other - Make the game third-person. Nerf strange coin drop rate. Scrap existing supers. Players must queue to interact with vendors.[/b] Nothing wrong with a third person shooter. Not sure why all you hipsters have a problem with it. Some players out there can enjoy first person and third person. Phoenix coin drop rate was reduced because it was too high to begin with. Some times when games launch adjustments to in game need to be made. Have you heard of the loot cave? Oh yeah no crutch supers either. In the Division they are team based and design to work for your entire squad. Not so you can super charge yourself with electricity and go on a easy mode 6 kill streak.[/quote] Also: [quote][b]Change 6: Mobility - Scrap sparrows, pikes, heavy pikes and interceptors. Scrap jumping. Scrap crouching. Buff jogging. Add shadestep to every class.[/b] Again the Division is based in a more realistic setting. If you prefer space magic and floating and triple jump. Stay here and ride your sparrow on patrol by all means. For some reason in your head, rolling away from the enemy = shadestep. lol.[/quote] Halo Reach's evade has a very similar animation to shadestep too, it must = shadestep.

Wow... You know this is satire, right?

[quote]Change 1: Enemies - Scrap every enemy and instead create a single race of dregs dressed in an assorted variety of cotton / polyester sweatshirts, scarves and hats. Buff enemy armor by 800%. Name them all Alex. - Are you upset cause the factions look different and are human and not powered by space magic? Change 2: Bosses - Scrap all boss fight mechanics. Scrap every existing boss in lieu of one of the aforementioned enemies with a higher amount of HP and damage output. Pick a noun at random, set as boss name. Considering we only have hard and challenging mission and not a real end game fight yet even though it's on it's way. Have you tried fighting the helicopter boss? Most bosses in Destiny are just larger versions of the normal enemies with larger health pools. Adding extra shields or controlling when a boss can be damaged just to add three waves of enemies isn't that exciting. Change 3: PVP - Scrap the existing PVP completely, and instead allow guardians to kill eachother in a specific area of Patrol mode. Players must complete a Warsat event to keep any collected loot. Have deaths reduce light level. Unless you have run the Dark zone and have been in fire fights on three sides with Rogues bearing down on you, how can you even compare that to the tiny pvp zones in Destiny? Is it because you would rather be able to lane camp with a 1k yard stare? Change 4: Locations - Scrap the moon, venus, mars, saturn, and reef. Scrap patrol matchmaking. Yeah those maps are so massive and everyone spends so much time on patrol. Change 5: Endgame - Scrap all endgame content in lieu of a max light level difficulty for 5 story missions. Destiny has had since late 2014 to work on it's end game. The Division has been out what two weeks? Are you mad it has garnered so much attention so quickly? Change 6: Mobility - Scrap sparrows, pikes, heavy pikes and interceptors. Scrap jumping. Scrap crouching. Buff jogging. Add shadestep to every class. Again the Division is based in a more realistic setting. If you prefer space magic and floating and triple jump. Stay here and ride your sparrow on patrol by all means. For some reason in your head, rolling away from the enemy = shadestep. lol. Change 7: Gear - Hand out legendaries and exotics freely, but with a 99% chance of having a useless roll. Sweet! A Gjallarhorn! ..Aw man, Shank burn.. Destiny hands out legendaries with bad rolls on a daily basis. It's why you see so many people posting about their rolls. Oh in case you didn't know cause you sound ignorant to the fact, High ends are not = to exotics. High end is a different tier of gear altogether. More powerful end game gear that can be equipped in every slot. So yeah, just like the gear before it, it is generated with random perks. Change 8: Other - Make the game third-person. Nerf strange coin drop rate. Scrap existing supers. Players must queue to interact with vendors. Nothing wrong with a third person shooter. Not sure why all you hipsters have a problem with it. Some players out there can enjoy first person and third person. Phoenix coin drop rate was reduced because it was too high to begin with. Some times when games launch adjustments to in game need to be made. Have you heard of the loot cave? Oh yeah no crutch supers either. In the Division they are team based and design to work for your entire squad. Not so you can super charge yourself with electricity and go on a easy mode 6 kill streak. Where the hell do you have to queue to speak to a vendor? Misinformation? TLDR: You shouldnt post about the game unless you have played it. That way you don't sound so stupid. It will benefit the rest of this community.[/quote]

[quote]Change 1: Enemies - Scrap every enemy and instead create a single race of dregs dressed in an assorted variety of cotton / polyester sweatshirts, scarves and hats. Buff enemy armor by 800%. Name them all Alex. - Are you upset cause the factions look different and are human and not powered by space magic? Change 2: Bosses - Scrap all boss fight mechanics. Scrap every existing boss in lieu of one of the aforementioned enemies with a higher amount of HP and damage output. Pick a noun at random, set as boss name. Considering we only have hard and challenging mission and not a real end game fight yet even though it's on it's way. Have you tried fighting the helicopter boss? Most bosses in Destiny are just larger versions of the normal enemies with larger health pools. Adding extra shields or controlling when a boss can be damaged just to add three waves of enemies isn't that exciting. Change 3: PVP - Scrap the existing PVP completely, and instead allow guardians to kill eachother in a specific area of Patrol mode. Players must complete a Warsat event to keep any collected loot. Have deaths reduce light level. Unless you have run the Dark zone and have been in fire fights on three sides with Rogues bearing down on you, how can you even compare that to the tiny pvp zones in Destiny? Is it because you would rather be able to lane camp with a 1k yard stare? Change 4: Locations - Scrap the moon, venus, mars, saturn, and reef. Scrap patrol matchmaking. Yeah those maps are so massive and everyone spends so much time on patrol. Change 5: Endgame - Scrap all endgame content in lieu of a max light level difficulty for 5 story missions. Destiny has had since late 2014 to work on it's end game. The Division has been out what two weeks? Are you mad it has garnered so much attention so quickly? Change 6: Mobility - Scrap sparrows, pikes, heavy pikes and interceptors. Scrap jumping. Scrap crouching. Buff jogging. Add shadestep to every class. Again the Division is based in a more realistic setting. If you prefer space magic and floating and triple jump. Stay here and ride your sparrow on patrol by all means. For some reason in your head, rolling away from the enemy = shadestep. lol. Change 7: Gear - Hand out legendaries and exotics freely, but with a 99% chance of having a useless roll. Sweet! A Gjallarhorn! ..Aw man, Shank burn.. Destiny hands out legendaries with bad rolls on a daily basis. It's why you see so many people posting about their rolls. Oh in case you didn't know cause you sound ignorant to the fact, High ends are not = to exotics. High end is a different tier of gear altogether. More powerful end game gear that can be equipped in every slot. So yeah, just like the gear before it, it is generated with random perks. Change 8: Other - Make the game third-person. Nerf strange coin drop rate. Scrap existing supers. Players must queue to interact with vendors. Nothing wrong with a third person shooter. Not sure why all you hipsters have a problem with it. Some players out there can enjoy first person and third person. Phoenix coin drop rate was reduced because it was too high to begin with. Some times when games launch adjustments to in game need to be made. Have you heard of the loot cave? Oh yeah no crutch supers either. In the Division they are team based and design to work for your entire squad. Not so you can super charge yourself with electricity and go on a easy mode 6 kill streak. Where the hell do you have to queue to speak to a vendor? Misinformation? TLDR: You shouldnt post about the game unless you have played it. That way you don't sound so stupid. It will benefit the rest of this community.[/quote] This【ツ】 I love you

Amen! Oh well. No one paua destiny anymore anyways. We're all having fun with the division.

You missed the point...

"hipsters" People get so butt hurt over video games it blows my mind. I think the division is a good game...I just think Destiny is better. I don't like 3rd person shooters because it bores me. My personal preference Just curious...why don't you go to The Division's forum?

Ubisoft doesn't need you to defend them from comedic posts on the Internet on a forum of a game that they didn't create. :)

*thumbs up*

Or... You know... Maybe he enjoys both games. No one said you have to love one and hate the other. What kind of Kool aid drinking cult has Destiny turned into.

This.

Fantastic response. I just...don't...know...if I'll survive being called something so creative.

It's crazy how I'm taking a dump while reading your post [spoiler]dumpception?[/spoiler]

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