By making a few opinions based on OP's post, either He will make Destiny great, or kill it.
[b]Change 1: Enemies[/b] - Scrap every enemy and instead create a single race of dregs dressed in an assorted variety of cotton / polyester sweatshirts, scarves and hats. Buff enemy armor by 800%. Name them all Alex.
[i]Turning this into the Division, What?[/i]
[b]Change 2: Bosses[/b] - Scrap all boss fight mechanics. Scrap every existing boss in lieu of one of the aforementioned enemies with a higher amount of HP and damage output. Pick a noun at random, set as boss name.
[i]Bullet sponge, OP[/i]
[b]Change 3: PVP[/b] - Scrap the existing PVP completely, and instead allow guardians to kill eachother in a specific area of Patrol mode. Players must complete a Warsat event to keep any collected loot. Have deaths reduce light level.
[i]Good idea, but remove the Deaths reduces light level part[/i]
[b]Change 4: Locations[/b] - Scrap the moon, venus, mars, saturn, and reef. Scrap patrol matchmaking.
[i]What, You're turning Destiny to the Division, the hell is wrong with you.[/i]
[b]Change 5: Endgame[/b] - Scrap all endgame content in lieu of a max light level difficulty for 5 story missions.
[i]Meh.....That could work?[/i]
[b]Change 6: Mobility[/b] - Scrap sparrows, pikes, heavy pikes and interceptors. Scrap jumping. Scrap crouching. Buff jogging. Add shadestep to every class.
[i]That kils Destiny, we don't want shadestep on everyone[/i]
[b]Change 7: Gear[/b] - Hand out legendaries and exotics freely, but with a 99% chance of having a useless roll. [i]Sweet! A Gjallarhorn! ..Aw man, Shank burn..[/i]
[i]Wait till the forums burn.[/i]
[b]Change 8: Other[/b] - Make the game third-person. Nerf strange coin drop rate. Scrap existing supers. Players must queue to interact with vendors.
[i]Oh Hell no, That ruins the point of Destiny, and Guardians would be dead.[/i]
These suggestions are the result of how OP KILLED Destiny, by Copying the Division .[/quote]
*slowclaps*
#NotSatire #Satire #Parody
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Edited by Star Gazer2: 3/18/2016 3:48:10 PMIn case you didn't notice, this post is actually making fun of the Division. Comparing its mechanics to Destiny's.
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Proof, it doesn't explain it [spoiler]I get it[/spoiler]