You know, jokes you can search up. Your mom jokes, any overused and overrated jokes. I'll start.
Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory
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*Walks into bathroom to take a piss, looks around sees a ton of people, goes to urinal* Weeeeeeeeeeeeelllll fellas... If you shake it more than once ur playin with it!! [spoiler]kill me[/spoiler]