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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
Edited by BrandRobKus:
3/17/2016 8:26:02 PM
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Is it...
It is...
*wit stares at you in awe, waiting for you to notice him*
*MegaMortar comes up to wit, a bottle of whisky in his right hand*
[b]Who is this?[/b]
This is the first person to reach pure badassery.
[b]I did that a long time ago[/b]
You were drunk
[b]And I still kicked your ass.[/b]
Are you drunk now?
[b]No, no. This is just my third one... Don't change the subject.[/b]
Well, if you think you're so good, why don't you challenge that person?
[b]Okay, I will.[/b]
*MegaMortar approaches you*
[b]Hey there, you wanna fight my friend over here?[/b]
English
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[b]the person is Wheatley, who is noticeably bored [/b] "Yeah, sure, whatever."
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[b]Great You can go first[/b] Wait, did you just... [b]I did, so you may wanna get ready...[/b] Damn you man!
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[b]before he can speak, Wheatley has already kneecapped him with a red 416 rifle. The shot burns with agonizing Heat[/b]
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Ahh, crap! *puts palm over wound, and when it comes off, the wound is gone* Not bad, not bad *begins to levitate over you, then fires a green electric bolt at you. It is searing hot, and you temporarily cannot move*
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Edited by Cosmic: 3/19/2016 10:14:39 PM[b]he shoots his hand as he goes to heal it[/b]
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Too late, mate *quickly evades*
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[b]he shoots where he will be.[/b]
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Crap *slashes upward with a sword*
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[b]dodges left and stabs with a plasma-bladed Kukri knife. The wound burns with agonizing heat[/b]
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Oy, you are fast *spins with two rusty but sharp blades, constantly stabbing you*
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[b]he ducks down to avoid the spinning stabs and stabs upward into your elbow with the plasma kukri[/b]
