You know, jokes you can search up. Your mom jokes, any overused and overrated jokes. I'll start.
Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory
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U[b] [/b]
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*Walks into bathroom to take a piss, looks around sees a ton of people, goes to urinal* Weeeeeeeeeeeeelllll fellas... If you shake it more than once ur playin with it!! [spoiler]kill me[/spoiler]
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You were the chosen OP, it was said you would post something good, not shitpost
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Why can't Sally swing? "Because she has no arms" Knock knock "Who's there?" Not Sally.
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Damn Daniel!
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I won't stand for cripple jokes
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What do you call an Arab on a plane? [spoiler]A passenger you racist [/spoiler]
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xylar
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I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I?
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I would make a sex joke, but f[i]u[/i]ck it.
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Edited by Ghost4201990: 3/17/2016 5:39:41 PMYo mama's so fat that when she layed on the beach, a whale popped up and sang, "we are family,even though you're fatter than me!"
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I know you are but what am I
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[b]^[/b]
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Knock knock...
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'gr8b8m8'
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Knock knock Who's there Doctor Doctor who You just said it What's red and invisible[spoiler]no tomatoes[/spoiler]
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Steel beams melt jet fuel.
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*pretends to post Destiny thread in Offtopic, but doesn't really* *posts thread about boobies and tits: it's photos of birds*
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I know you are, but what am I?
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You mama so stupid, she sat on the TV and watched the couch. [spoiler]OOOOOOHHHHHHH!!![/spoiler]
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"You're dumb!" "Why are you talking about yourself?" -every damn kid ever.
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My ex wife still misses me... [spoiler]but her aim is getting better[/spoiler]
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Why are black people so good at basket ball [spoiler]because they can run,shoot and steal. [/spoiler]
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Yo mamma's so dumb she bought tickets to Xbox Live.
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I find Holocaust jokes offensive Anne Frank-ly not funny. [spoiler]Who cares if this isn't word-for-word.[/spoiler]