I still masterb*** while eating top ramen At a faster rate in the bigger quantities It counts as r*** when I'm slurping at this unbelievable pace I turn the temperature up all the way sweat up on my face If you give no effort If you got no money Then i got a cheap method Crack it open throw it in a pan and let it cook b*tch Now thats a real education -blam!- books If you wanna make in college acknowledge All the flavors that be dropping Mad knowledge on these p***y a** canned goods We got chicken and beef to boost the manhood Anybody want a piece of me will have to get this ramen first Start with the shrimp and then the fire If you're fully blazed then this sh*t'll get you higher Thirty-five cents a pack, three for a dollar Unbelievable pricing thats the future of a blue collar worker And I'm talkin' bout ramen This sh*t'll fill you up when you're feeling like an African Come back when you're in the state that I'm in And say hi to my homeboy top ramen