Today, I went to the bathroom on my office building's floor, and proceeded to push open a stall door. Turns out, the lady taking a shit there had forgotten to lock the door. We both just kind of froze, terrified and shocked, and made eye contact for a split second. I nope'd the -blam!- out of there and went to the floor below's bathroom. Oh god, why?
What do you guys got?
Edit:Removed the Solaris tag. I didn't think it would cause so much drama.
Edit #2: People are still commenting on this?
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I was riding a coast to coast , .It was a typical British summer ,pissing down rain, suddenly it stopped ,we rode to a village where we met up with the support van .I grabbed my dry kit and hid behind a garden hedge, I took off my suit leaving me naked .I was trying to get my legs in my suit when Suddenly I felt a whack I turned to find an old woman smacking me with her sweeping brush shouting "pervert"she prodded me onto the street where everyone could see,mates and all onlookers thought it was a scream.