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3/13/2016 2:25:48 PM
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Tiberius is a love sick little puppy and loves attention, Karma loves people too but she's very timid and Lady just doesn't like social interactions without her siblings
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[b]he continues to scratch his ear [/b] " I understand I guess, I just haven't seen the other two ther than the time I walked in on you guys sleeping..."
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Well they do hide under my bed a lot and sneak around at night
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"That's how I met this one." [b]he hugs him and puts him down[/b] "I believe you have something that belongs to me." [b]he motions to the AK-47, leaning against a wall[/b]
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Yeah and don't fire it until you get the eye out of the barrel [b]he picks up Tiberius and lightly bites down on his ear[/b]
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Edited by Cosmic: 3/13/2016 2:35:57 PM[b]he laughs [/b] "Did you actually find it?"
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No but I'm getting closer to getting the bastard [b]Tiberius sticks his tongue out at Wheatley with a sly grin[/b]
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"Also.... This is gonna sound weird but... If you are these guys 's father, then who, dare I ask, is the mother?"
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Hmm...oh yeah. She's like them but she can be demanding when I choose to roam as an animal and in doing so she had my children against my consent. She'll be here in a few days her name is Time
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[b]he chokes the urge to laugh [/b] "Time? Time. Am I the only person that goes by a logical and or somewhat normal name?!"
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Keep that up and you're getting dunked back in the bath tub
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"I'm serious though man, everyone's name is something you'd find in a shitty comic book or something."
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I was born without a name so they gave me one and don't insult my children or their mother because of their names
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"Fiiine. Just a bit odd is all."
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It's going to be a bit odd when you have a golfball sized hole in your tongue for insulting the wrong people [b]Tiberius seems entertained by the conversation[/b]
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"Jesus man, calm down. I just got curious. Your son seems to enjoy the notion." [b]he motions to Tiberius [/b]
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If you're so entertained why don't you say something [b]he grabs Tiberius's tongue[/b] Come on I'm waiting [b]he lets go and Tiberius makes a quiet sound almost like laughing[/b]
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"Wish I could hear him, I bet his laughter would be not insulting or soul crushing in the slightest."
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There is one way you can hear him
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"Oh God... What do I do..."
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Simply hold still while I get my spell book and dagger
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"Fine..."
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[b]he puts down Tiberius and leaves the room, around 5 minutes later her returns with his materials and a metal baseball bat[/b] So are you ready?
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"Oh god... Yes."
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I cat tell if you're turned on by this or disturbed [b]he opens the spell book and splits the dagger into two blades[/b] Simply repeat after me then gouge out your ear drums with these knives...Mother Nature I request you to lend me your ear to answer your children's cries [b]he holds out the knives[/b] You'll hear ringing for a few seconds before it works then we'll test it
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"Mother Nature I request you to lend me your ear to answer your children's cries" [b]he reluctantly takes the blades and throws them into his ears, gouging out his eardrums and falling to his knees as his ears bleed[/b]
