Dear mister I'm too good to post or write my fans,
This'll be the last post I ever send your ass
It's been six weeks now and still no word -we don't deserve it?
We shouted for an update till were outta breath, that weak ass twitch stream bored us half to death.
So this is my post I'm sending you, I hope you read it, I'm in my ship right now doing 90 on the reef.
Hey DEEJ, my helmet covers my eyes, dare me to fly? You know the song by that guy who kept getting high, and didn't get round to doing anything and then one time had to make a game but didn't? That's kinda how this is man, you coulda rescued us from matchmaking.
Now it's too late, we wasted a 1000 hours now we're drowsy, all we wanted was a lousy update or a call, I hope you know we trashed your poster on the tower wall.
We loved you DEEJ think about it, we coulda played games together, we hope you can't sleep and you dream about it, and when you dream you can't sleep and you screech about it, we hope you conscious eats at you then you can twitch about it.
Hey DEEJ that's my guardian in the trunk, but I didn't kill her man I just dismantled her ghost, see now she's under 300 light, and she won't get into raids either, and I'll cry all night.
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at work now, shieeeettt I forgot, traveller shoulda my light out.
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Dear Noxage, I meant to update you all sooner but I just been busy. You said your guardian's raiding now, how high light is she? Look, I'm flattered you would call your clan that, and here's a ghost for your Hunter. I included it in your special edition crap. I'm sorry I didn't listen to all your posts, I must of missed you. Don't think I did that $hit intentionally just to leave you, But what's this $hit about your Crimson jumping too? I say that $hit is lag switching dog, cmon, how elite is you? You got some issues Noxage, I think you need to play some Division To help your a$$ form going crazy without content you purchased in the fall. What's that $hit you petitioned so we can stream together? That type of $hit make me not want to update one another. I really think you and your guardian need each other, Or maybe I need to make fusion rifles less better. I hope you get this update, I just hope I can post it Thursday this time. Before you quit this game, I think your guardian will do just fine If you relax a little, I'm glad you look up to me Noxage. Why are you so mad? Try to understand I want to keep you all as my fans, I just don't want you all to switch to another game. I seen this one post about BOP3 killing Destiny and that is pretty lame. Some dude was high and riding his ship through the reef, He had his guardian in the trunk and she was shot with a thorn into the hip And in the ship they found a ghost with a message. I dunno who to. Come to think about it, his name was, it was you. Damn.