Tumblr now runs the government, and anything is a gender. Pizza, doorknob, anything. Now, you must choose a gender, or else you will be sent pity insults about how you don't support people showing "Their true self"
My gender is a napkin.
How about you?
[spoiler]Straight outta the closet[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Inb4attackhelicopters[/spoiler]
Edit: Wow this blew up
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I'm a -blam!-ing Apache attack helicopter. I'm having my right arm surgically formed into a machine gun and my chest will have a bomb deployment system implanted in it. Along with this helicopter blades will b stuck in my back so I'll fly. People tell me it's impossible but I'm gonna follow my dream