Dear mister I'm too good to post or write my fans, This'll be the last post I ever send your ass It's been six weeks now and still no word -we don't deserve it? We shouted for an update till were outta breath, that weak ass twitch stream bored us half to death. So this is my post I'm sending you, I hope you read it, I'm in my ship right now doing 90 on the reef. Hey DEEJ, my helmet covers my eyes, dare me to fly? You know the song by that guy who kept getting high, and didn't get round to doing anything and then one time had to make a game but didn't? That's kinda how this is man, you coulda rescued us from matchmaking. Now it's too late, we wasted a 1000 hours now we're drowsy, all we wanted was a lousy update or a call, I hope you know we trashed your poster on the tower wall. We loved you DEEJ think about it, we coulda played games together, we hope you can't sleep and you dream about it, and when you dream you can't sleep and you screech about it, we hope you conscious eats at you then you can twitch about it. Hey DEEJ that's my guardian in the trunk, but I didn't kill her man I just dismantled her ghost, see now she's under 300 light, and she won't get into raids either, and I'll cry all night. Well, gotta go, I'm almost at work now, shieeeettt I forgot, traveller shoulda my light out.