"A kidney, tastes pretty good with hot sauce"
[b]he bites into it[/b]
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"I... What the f[i]u[/i]ck is wrong with you?"
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"Wisp, need to consume human flesh atleast once a week to survive." [b]he replies calmly, cutting her off mid sentence[/b]
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"Not even gonna ask."
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"Well I'm gonna answer anyway. Since the species grew up around humans, our physiology adapted to human flesh being the only available food source and thus now we must survive on it, I guess something about a vital vitamin in it or somethin." [b]he bites it again[/b]
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"Whatever."
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"May I ask why you just blew your own ship to hell?"
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"I was borrowing it... 'Oh yeah... Yeah it'll work just fine'... Next thing I know, it won't decelerate and I crash."
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Edited by Cosmic: 3/12/2016 2:23:22 AM"That sucks. Sounds like basically everything I've tried to fly" [b]he nervously giggles and eats the kidney whole[/b]
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"Well then... I'd say we both have bad luck."
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"Bad luck is an understatement, to say the least."
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"Indeed it is."
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[b]he laughs[/b] "You need somewhere to stay? There's an empty room just down the hall."
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"Nah, I got my own place. Thanks though."
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"Pretty sure it just went up in flames." [b]he motions to the burning wreck of a ship[/b]
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"No... I mean here... On the ship."
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"Oh..."
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"Hmm?"
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"I'm bored."
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"Oh... Well, what is there to do around here?"
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"Honestly not much. There is a dude who keeps trying to kill me, ya know, the whole human flesh thing? He holds a massive grudge toward me for that, I honestly don't know why, I never did anything to him."
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"He's just repulsed by it. I kinda am too, but it's either eat flesh or die for you, so I can't hold that against you."
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"Relaaaax, this ones cloned... From an 8 year old kid."