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3/11/2016 8:27:12 AM
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DEAREST DEEJOTRON
Dear mister I'm too good to post or write my fans,
This'll be the last post I ever send your ass
It's been six weeks now and still no word -we don't deserve it?
We shouted for an update till were outta breath, that weak ass twitch stream bored us half to death.
So this is my post I'm sending you, I hope you read it, I'm in my ship right now doing 90 on the reef.
Hey DEEJ, my helmet covers my eyes, dare me to fly? You know the song by that guy who kept getting high, and didn't get round to doing anything and then one time had to make a game but didn't? That's kinda how this is man, you coulda rescued us from matchmaking.
Now it's too late, we wasted a 1000 hours now we're drowsy, all we wanted was a lousy update or a call, I hope you know we trashed your poster on the tower wall.
We loved you DEEJ think about it, we coulda played games together, we hope you can't sleep and you dream about it, and when you dream you can't sleep and you screech about it, we hope you conscious eats at you then you can twitch about it.
Hey DEEJ that's my guardian in the trunk, but I didn't kill her man I just dismantled her ghost, see now she's under 300 light, and she won't get into raids either, and I'll cry all night.
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at work now, shieeeettt I forgot, traveller shoulda my light out.
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20 Replies(DeeJ sits down and writes) Dear Noxage, I meant to write you sooner but I've just been busy You say you're playing now, are you light level 320? Look, I'm really flattered you wrote me all that and here's an emote to save you silver, I"m working on a new level cap I'm sorry I didn't update yesterday, I musta missed you Don't think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you But what's this shit you said about your missed our twitch too? I say that shit just clowning dogg, c'mon - how -blam!-ed up is you? You got some issues Noxage, I think you need some counseling to help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you keep grinding And what's this shit about us going to play together? That type of shit'll make me want to nerf fusion rifles I really think you and your ghost truly need each other or maybe you just need to treat it better I hope you get to read this update, I just hope it reaches you in time before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doing just fine if you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you but Noxage why are you acting so funny? Try to understand, that I do want your money I just don't want you to do some crazy shit I seen this one shit on the forums yesterday that made me sick Some dude was drunk and drove his ship through the reef and had his ghost in the trunk, and it was ready to go to orbit and in the ship they found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to Come to think about it, his name was... it was you Damn!
