Listen, he's gonna make a deal with the moon, a very good deal. All these politicians do is make bad deals with gravity and look at the waste and fraud in the space program. I'm gonna go in there and negotiate with gravity.
Listen, I've got friends who deal with gravity all the time, very good friends. And they tell me that gravity wants to make a deal with us but our politicians just keep making bad deals. They give everything away and we get nothing. We get nothing.
We spend all this money protecting the moon from China and Russia and they pay is nothing. I'm going to negotiate. I'm going to come to the table and tell the moon "listen, you're going to let us build a hotel on the moon and you're going to pay for it!" I will put tariffs on the moon until gravity comes to the table and negotiates.
As president, I can make the best deal and the American people know that.
Discuss.
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He'll certainly help out architects, that's for sure
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Have you not read the greentext?!? Of course he does, he assembles a fleet of starships