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3/11/2016 8:27:12 AM
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DEAREST DEEJOTRON
Dear mister I'm too good to post or write my fans,
This'll be the last post I ever send your ass
It's been six weeks now and still no word -we don't deserve it?
We shouted for an update till were outta breath, that weak ass twitch stream bored us half to death.
So this is my post I'm sending you, I hope you read it, I'm in my ship right now doing 90 on the reef.
Hey DEEJ, my helmet covers my eyes, dare me to fly? You know the song by that guy who kept getting high, and didn't get round to doing anything and then one time had to make a game but didn't? That's kinda how this is man, you coulda rescued us from matchmaking.
Now it's too late, we wasted a 1000 hours now we're drowsy, all we wanted was a lousy update or a call, I hope you know we trashed your poster on the tower wall.
We loved you DEEJ think about it, we coulda played games together, we hope you can't sleep and you dream about it, and when you dream you can't sleep and you screech about it, we hope you conscious eats at you then you can twitch about it.
Hey DEEJ that's my guardian in the trunk, but I didn't kill her man I just dismantled her ghost, see now she's under 300 light, and she won't get into raids either, and I'll cry all night.
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at work now, shieeeettt I forgot, traveller shoulda my light out.
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Tears fall down I'm wondering why I did a weekly update at all The morning salt all on the forums And I can't joke at all Even now I regret What I posted on that wall It reminds me Biting ducks are bad Don't bite off there heads
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10 RepliesHe commented on my post hehe Love, [i]The Duck Guy[/i]
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20 Replies(DeeJ sits down and writes) Dear Noxage, I meant to write you sooner but I've just been busy You say you're playing now, are you light level 320? Look, I'm really flattered you wrote me all that and here's an emote to save you silver, I"m working on a new level cap I'm sorry I didn't update yesterday, I musta missed you Don't think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you But what's this shit you said about your missed our twitch too? I say that shit just clowning dogg, c'mon - how -blam!-ed up is you? You got some issues Noxage, I think you need some counseling to help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you keep grinding And what's this shit about us going to play together? That type of shit'll make me want to nerf fusion rifles I really think you and your ghost truly need each other or maybe you just need to treat it better I hope you get to read this update, I just hope it reaches you in time before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doing just fine if you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you but Noxage why are you acting so funny? Try to understand, that I do want your money I just don't want you to do some crazy shit I seen this one shit on the forums yesterday that made me sick Some dude was drunk and drove his ship through the reef and had his ghost in the trunk, and it was ready to go to orbit and in the ship they found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to Come to think about it, his name was... it was you Damn!
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Quality!
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5 RepliesAnd THIS folks is why people like myself, who haven't touched the game in months, still come to this forum to check on things. This was well done. Heard the entire thing in Eminem's voice.
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1 Reply.....Stan
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1 ReplyToasting in enjoyable bread
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1 ReplyHoly shit I'm giving you twilight garrison now...
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Dear Noxage, I meant to update you all sooner but I just been busy. You said your guardian's raiding now, how high light is she? Look, I'm flattered you would call your clan that, and here's a ghost for your Hunter. I included it in your special edition crap. I'm sorry I didn't listen to all your posts, I must of missed you. Don't think I did that $hit intentionally just to leave you, But what's this $hit about your Crimson jumping too? I say that $hit is lag switching dog, cmon, how elite is you? You got some issues Noxage, I think you need to play some Division To help your a$$ form going crazy without content you purchased in the fall. What's that $hit you petitioned so we can stream together? That type of $hit make me not want to update one another. I really think you and your guardian need each other, Or maybe I need to make fusion rifles less better. I hope you get this update, I just hope I can post it Thursday this time. Before you quit this game, I think your guardian will do just fine If you relax a little, I'm glad you look up to me Noxage. Why are you so mad? Try to understand I want to keep you all as my fans, I just don't want you all to switch to another game. I seen this one post about BOP3 killing Destiny and that is pretty lame. Some dude was high and riding his ship through the reef, He had his guardian in the trunk and she was shot with a thorn into the hip And in the ship they found a ghost with a message. I dunno who to. Come to think about it, his name was, it was you. Damn.
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he's does his job like he's payed to. get over it. he owes us nothing. he's not paid to be you friend
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Read this in Eminem's voice
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I thought you were another crybaby child til i read further down ( now i got eminem - stan in my head )
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Nice to know you Stan
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1 ReplyThanks for the laugh
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See you in a few weeks.
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1 ReplyWhy [i]should[/i] he respond to childish temper tantrums and name-calling?
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1 ReplyNot befitting of the 'musical' tag by any genuine standard. Worse than bottom tier slam poetry and that entire genre (if it can be called that) is tactless gibberish undeserving of any respect.
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1 ReplyYeah I guess I'm just used to jobs where people act professionally.
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-blam!-ing awesome!
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This was awesome!
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This is the equivalent to that one Eminem song called Stan. Actually that song perfectly depicts the Destiny players atm toward Deej and Bungie itself.
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A little Slim Shady. I love it.
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Shit. I think its dark and it looks like rain.
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Masterful
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3 RepliesEdited by NightKnight: 3/11/2016 6:37:07 PMHe probably cant update us because his bosses are not allowing him to. 1000 hours? Sounds like you got your moneys worth to me. I spend $75 to take the wife out for 3 hours, I would gladly spend $150 on something that provided over 1000 hours of entertainment. Grow up, stop acting so spoiled
