Tumblr now runs the government, and anything is a gender. Pizza, doorknob, anything. Now, you must choose a gender, or else you will be sent pity insults about how you don't support people showing "Their true self"
My gender is a napkin.
How about you?
[spoiler]Straight outta the closet[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Inb4attackhelicopters[/spoiler]
Edit: Wow this blew up
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I'm a self-replicating reptilian overlord quasi-mega supreme class burger-eater.
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I'm a self microwaving fighter helicarrier
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Duck and pie gender
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I'm Ethiopia food [spoiler]no one ever gets me [/spoiler]
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Female...
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I'm a South African electric output
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I'm an almond or something
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Nacho cheese doritos.
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Hideyoshi
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I can finally express my self as a sub-atomic potatoe
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Mtn Dew
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I'm a female Deal with it
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I. AM. A. FOOT.
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I'm a fungi
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I identify as a straight male. [spoiler]A dying species hunted to near extinction by Tumbler no safe spaces exist. [/spoiler]
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Toaster
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Marsupial
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I identify as your dead hopes and dreams
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I identify as Batman.
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Asian male.
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[i]Toaster.[/i]
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A plastic bag. BOW BEFORE ME MORTALS!!!
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I identify as a black reverend. So I don't have to pay taxes anymore right?
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I sexually identify as an MLG Quickscoper.
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Edited by Paul Badman: 3/12/2016 3:26:55 AM
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