Tumblr now runs the government, and anything is a gender. Pizza, doorknob, anything. Now, you must choose a gender, or else you will be sent pity insults about how you don't support people showing "Their true self"
My gender is a napkin.
How about you?
[spoiler]Straight outta the closet[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Inb4attackhelicopters[/spoiler]
Edit: Wow this blew up
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I'm a mortar I can blow many women and she-mortars at once The kidney stones, tho, are awful
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Male but a wee bit more flamboyant, idk like I don't sa bitches or act ghetto or tough or anything like that just a charasmatic (Probably spelled that wrong) dude.
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The God The one, the only...[spoiler]Bill Nye the GOD Guy[/spoiler] [spoiler]bet u thort I wos gonna say sum thing about gr8jrrny, well ur rong m8[/spoiler] [spoiler]But is is real, and Bill Nye is Forerunner[/spoiler]
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Edited by Jupiter: 3/12/2016 1:52:10 PMI sexually identify as a chair. [spoiler]One of my alts is Kingofchairs[/spoiler]
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I sexually identify as a toaster.
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The first piece of bread.... (no one wants me)
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Edited by A Stormy Dio: 3/12/2016 1:45:59 PMMy gender= Noodles with a side of rice and beans... [spoiler]Plz don't eat me....[/spoiler]
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Potatoe
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My gender is human.
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I identify as a wad of pasta sitting on a plate.
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My gender is the void. The deep dark void
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the highground
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inb4anomaly
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I'm bmosexual ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )[ple.com]
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I identify as; The thing who F's the thing to death that started the JOHN CENA MEME [spoiler]and a sith lord vocaloid[/spoiler]
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I identify as a tamponkin. I have urges to shove multiple tampons into my vagina and drink my period blood. [spoiler]Holy fuсk I almost cringed to death while typing that.[/spoiler] [spoiler]brb kms[/spoiler]
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Can I have my gender as Tumblr so I can kill myself to stop Tumblr? -blam!-ing ridiculous people, they are.
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I identify as dark matter, or nothing
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Sharted
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My gender is pencil lead.
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I identify myself as Settlments that need your help
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My gender is a Spade card.
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Male [spoiler]sorry, Mail[/spoiler]
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I sexually identify as LeBron James.
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I am a positive yet mysterious egg.
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I'm a self-replicating reptilian overlord quasi-mega supreme class burger-eater.