Tumblr now runs the government, and anything is a gender. Pizza, doorknob, anything. Now, you must choose a gender, or else you will be sent pity insults about how you don't support people showing "Their true self"
My gender is a napkin.
How about you?
[spoiler]Straight outta the closet[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Inb4attackhelicopters[/spoiler]
Edit: Wow this blew up
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Strawberry kiwi caprisun
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Frieza's gender
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I am a human Caucasian straight male [spoiler]and the most hated type of person in the United States[/spoiler]
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Left sleeve of a red T-shirt with a 1/4 inch tear in the armpit.
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I'm chickennuggetsexual
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Male.
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Cat dog chicken.
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I guess that makes me a potato. Thanks tumblr!
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Oh no, it's you.[spoiler] You'd probably just steal my gender so I'll just say nothing :P[/spoiler]
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I was born male but I sexually Identify a spruce tree
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IV pump. I'm in the hospital. :(
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Straight white male
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I was born male but this is 2016 so i feel now i can transition into the cup of coffee i was always ment to be.
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I sexually identify as a Black Dahlia Murder album.
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I'm a cheeseburger. Not a hamburger though because hamburgers are fücking gay.
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Privileged white male
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Attack helicopter
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Sweet potatoe
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Poptart
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Male.
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Pink guy
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Cheap antique table lamp copy that doesn't even have the ordinal chain strings that you pull to turn it off or on. I'm the one with the the little rigdity wheel half way down the outlet cord that can get stuck sometimes and brutualize your thumb once you try and force me to budge. [spoiler]I aint gonna budge for you. Why don't you go budge yourself. Asshole.[/spoiler]
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I am myself
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Omnipotent Bow
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I'm a -blam!-ing Apache attack helicopter. I'm having my right arm surgically formed into a machine gun and my chest will have a bomb deployment system implanted in it. Along with this helicopter blades will b stuck in my back so I'll fly. People tell me it's impossible but I'm gonna follow my dream