Tumblr now runs the government, and anything is a gender. Pizza, doorknob, anything. Now, you must choose a gender, or else you will be sent pity insults about how you don't support people showing "Their true self"
My gender is a napkin.
How about you?
[spoiler]Straight outta the closet[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Inb4attackhelicopters[/spoiler]
Edit: Wow this blew up
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Dig ninja
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Pizza
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I identify as an attack helicopter, but I'm insecure about it and often just say I'm gay instead
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Apache attack helicopter
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I'm transgender... I was born a girl but I'm definitely 100 -blam!-ing percent a guy So I would say male :P
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Skeleton. [spoiler]Rattle[/spoiler]
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My gender is Cory Baxter.
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Aglet
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That one generic print on cups from the 90s
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I identify as the dye "Red 40" used to make Mountain Dew code red. But not the "red 40" used in any other drinks or food. And not actual mtn dew. Check your privilege
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My gender is Toaster Strudel and I'm Toastersexual.
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A Taco Bell burrito wrapper with a treasure map crudely drawn onto the side
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I am an iHop Half-Eaten Red Velvet Pancake.
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Still male
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A potato
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I identify as a meme
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I sexually identify as microwave
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I HAVE THE SHINIEST MEAT BICYCLE!
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Technically I am am banana eating llama beast, but, I prefer the term glorpenshnurkle.
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I sexually identify as a zeppelin
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Anime
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Nutella or fruit not sure yet, going through a identity crisis.
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Watermelon
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Strawberry kiwi caprisun