Tumblr now runs the government, and anything is a gender. Pizza, doorknob, anything. Now, you must choose a gender, or else you will be sent pity insults about how you don't support people showing "Their true self"
My gender is a napkin.
How about you?
[spoiler]Straight outta the closet[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Inb4attackhelicopters[/spoiler]
Edit: Wow this blew up
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I identify as a BMO.
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Murdering British taxi
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Funnel Cake
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Tumblr didnt need to overthrow the government for this to happen cos it was already happening but.. I identify as a bathtub full of Nuka Cola quantum
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Nothing, I'd rather kill myself than be a part of this bullshit.
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I identify as cis scum.
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I identify as Hitlerkin. From now on, I want you to respect my rights to purify the White Race, as well as use Hitler-friendly pronouns such as "Führer" and "Mein Kamph."
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My gender is Japanese.
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I sexually identify as a racecar.
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Macaroni and cheese.
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Attack Helicopter
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Nothing
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Nuclear warhead...
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Lampshade
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I sexually identify as a Gen10 Titan Pilot with a Full Combat Qualification. You best check your damn privilege. [spoiler]#PrepareForTitanfall2[/spoiler]
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My gender is taken
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My gender is shower. [spoiler]turn me on to get wet[/spoiler] [spoiler]RELEVANT: https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/195928733/0/0[/spoiler]
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I identify as an MA5B assault rifle.
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My gender is lever-action shotgun. [spoiler]You best stand back before I get triggered[/spoiler]
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I identify as a time travel beast hunter
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My gender is a lemon [spoiler]UNACCEPTABLE!!!!![/spoiler]
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You know, I don't mind, once when I was 7 years old, I sat on a banana, and that of course changed my whole life. -Hugh Neutron
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Grass
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Edited by True_Exorcist1: 3/11/2016 6:59:18 AM
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My gender is a few pubic hairs and some pocket lint that is currently being exchanged for some heroine.