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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
3/10/2016 1:15:17 PM
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STOP WITH THE PLURALS! You know what? I'm coming up there.
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You get blindsided by a trap
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Whoa? A trap? Wow. I'm shaking in my god damn boots! I AM COMING INTO THAT TREE! [b]He tries to climb [/b]
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[b][i][u]There's a snake in your boot[/u][/i][/b]
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AH! [b]he falls to the ground and throws the snake away[/b] Alright. Climbing won't work.... Ha! I know what to do! [b]The deity runs away. Then runs back with a huge wooden pole. He runs and sticks the pole in the ground. Then goes flying at the tree house[/b] I WILL ENTER
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[b][i][u]Quick-sand [/u][/i][/b]
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Why is there quick sand on the tree house?! [b]He drops to the ground [/b] Hmph. Well if I can't get to the tree house....the tree house has to Come to me! [b]He grabs a hatchet and starts chopping at the tree[/b]
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[i][b][u]Tree regenerates [/u][/b][/i]
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ARGH!!! Curse you weird healing hippy powers! Alright then.... [b]He starts chopping down trees in the area. Then brings them to a field. He makes a giant siege tower. He rolls it up to the tree[/b] Aha! Flawless plan! [b]He moves up the siege tower and starts to walk to the treehouse [/b]
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[i][b][u]Plants Down Landmines [/u][/b][/i]
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Oh son of a.... Alright....alright!! Let's just uh.... [b]He steps back. And throws a stick at the land mines.[/b]
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[b][i][u]Misses[/u][/i][/b]
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......ugh. [b]He steps over the land mines. [/b]
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[b][i][u]Makes it through [/u][/i][/b]
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Well then.... [b]He enters the tree house[/b]
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A bunch of creepy, murder weapons are everywhere*
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Oooooh! Looks like my old play pen! [b]He looks around more [/b]
