Today, I went to the bathroom on my office building's floor, and proceeded to push open a stall door. Turns out, the lady taking a shit there had forgotten to lock the door. We both just kind of froze, terrified and shocked, and made eye contact for a split second. I nope'd the -blam!- out of there and went to the floor below's bathroom. Oh god, why?
What do you guys got?
Edit:Removed the Solaris tag. I didn't think it would cause so much drama.
Edit #2: People are still commenting on this?
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I was riding the city bus back in highschool one day. Sitting in he back corner being all antisocial. I gets the bubble guts so stay leaking out some silent ones. No one around me so no harm no foul. Bus stops and on comes 3 super hot girls that proceed to sit two in front and one to the left of me. They chat away ignorant to my existence while all the while I'm literally sweating to hold my flatulence in. 15 of the longest minutes later my stop finally came. Why did they pick those seats....? T.T