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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
3/10/2016 4:24:09 AM
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Great! Math!
Didn't I kill all the math teachers to prevent situations like this...?
Ah hell.
[b]He chooses number one. [/b]
Suitable for me!
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[b]You are immediately dressed in rags, and equipped with 1 dull knife, and 3 throwing knives.[/b]
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Oh HELL NO! IS THIS A CRAPPY RPG?! FU[i]C[/i]KS SAKE! [b]He looks around.[/b]
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[b]A Start button appears.[/b]
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Oh! A button! My first instinct! Is to press the shit! Out of this button! I have only good feeling about this! [b]He stares at the "camera"[/b] Seriously writer? What the hell is this shit? [b]He presses it[/b]
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[b]You fall in front of a path, leading to a cave entrance. Multiple corpses are seen on the path. Seems dangerous.[/b]
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Well this looks like last weeks fiesta! Let's just... [b]He adds the corpses to his inventory. Just because he can.[/b] Continue on! [b]He walks into the cave[/b]
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[spoiler]I thought you might have learned[/spoiler] [b]As with all challengers, your first death is brought by the grass, which immediately extends upwards, impaling you. Try again?[/b]
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 3/10/2016 4:54:13 AM[spoiler]i've never been on your quests[/spoiler] [b]Luckily, the deity used a corpse to block the grass. And flips off the writer for trying to screw him. And shows him ep.6 of season 6 of the walking dead. Just to show that he can do that.[/b] [b]He gtfos out of the cave[/b] [spoiler]I WILL BEND THE WALLS TO MY WILL!!!!!!![/spoiler] [spoiler]That is uh...actually the deities power...of many....[/spoiler]
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[b]The writer stabs you with a pen, places you back at the start, and resets the trap. Might I remind you that you have the abilities of a normal man.[/b]
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[b]"What?! LAME! FINE! I'LL stop TALKING IN BOLD THEN!"[/b] [b]The deity puts the corpses back in his inventory. And looks at his surroundings[/b]
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[b]The corpses on the path?[/b]
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[b]He has already put the corpses in his inventory. Anything else besides the cave? So He doesn't get impaled by grass?[/b]
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[b]Just figure out how to disarm the trap.[/b]
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[b]He grabs the rusty knife and slits the throat of one of the bodies. He drains the blood onto the grass. The salt from the blood seeps into the soil and kills the grass. He walks across, cautiously [/b]
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Edited by Frog: 3/13/2016 8:32:46 PM[b]Good work, you don't get impaled. At the mouth of the cave, there is an extra throwing knife.[/b]
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[b]He makes sure there is nothing hostile, OR EVEN friendly looking thing nearby. He picks up the knife and twirls it in his hands[/b]
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[b]Deep in the cave, a small glimmer catches your eye. But it seems to... Move.[/b]
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[b]He immediately jumps off the wall to reach the ceiling of the cave, using the knife and his strength, he stays to the top of the ceiling. Looking at the moving object, but also looking at his surroundings. He makes sure the knife stays in the ceiling. And has his throwing knife in his other hand in case he falls.[/b]
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[b]Your grip strength weakens, but you can see the glimmer is coming from the head of a warrior, wearing massive armor fit for a giant. His helm seems to remind you of your father...[/b]
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.....you gotta be....oh man...oh man that bastard is walking again? .......when I get my sword I'm coming back for that son of a bitch....again.... *he says this Under his breath* [b]He pulls himself up the ceiling and let's go of the knife. Switching it out for his throwing knife. He hangs from the ceiling and begins to stick the blades in the ceiling to move across the cavern. Ready to swing up to hide from the warrior.[/b]
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[b]He notices, and he leaps up to the ceiling, grabbing your leg. It's him. The legend never dies.[/b]
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I WILL MURDER YOU YOU ASS FU[u]C[/u]KER. I WILL SLIT YOUR GOD DAMN THROAT. [b]He takes the blades out of the ceiling and tackles his father. Plugging him to the ground[/b] I WILL KILL YOU. [b]He stabs him in the throat once[/b] YOU ASS [b]And again[/b] YOU SCUM! [b]AND AGAIN[/b] YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT. [b]He grabs his fathers sword and with the God like strength he has been gifted, drives it straight through his armour and into his heart. Where he slashes it upwards going through the helmet and his skull. He slashes the body and kicks away the limbs as he continues to mutilate the corpse. Like he is in a blood haze.[/b] [spoiler]Yaaaa...he has daddy issues...[/spoiler]
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[b]His hand refuses to release the Chaotic Zweihander. He gets up from being stabbed, as if nothing happened to him. He is Giantdad. He flips toward you, and slashes at you.[/b]
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[spoiler]oh come come m8. You canceled out my entire post! [/spoiler] [b]He ducks under it and jumps up, slashing his throat again with the rusty knife, where he then runs off the wall and lands on his shoulder, stabbing into both his eye sockets with the throwing knife. He backflips off and makes sure nothing is going to ambush him besides the giantdad[/b]
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[quote]This is a quest, not a proper fight. Besides, you did cut him a bit.[/quote] [b]He is slightly hurt now, and slashes around. Due to the eye irritation, he simply slashes toward you.[/b]
