My fellow Guardians,
Each day we are constantly reminded of the inequality present in our midst. We see the top 1% of guardians with extraordinarily high K/Ds, while the 99 percent are suffering under this weight with negative or just decent ratios! It's time to take action. We can no longer stand down and watch as Tower North Street tramples on the common people for their own benefit. We must take action. We must have a SCORING REVOLUTION!!!!
To start, we need to raise taxes on the best players. How is it fair that just because they work harder and are more skilled than the rest of us, they get rewarded with good K/Ds?!?! We need to give some of their kills to the less fortunate. For example, if one Guardian has a K/D of 1.5, and another has a K/D of 0.5, we will take .5 from the first Guardian and give it to the second one. Equality.
Next, we need Gun finance reform. How is it fair that the SuperSellers, like vendors and Master Rahool, have all the power over the guns given out? This is corrupt. Reform is necessary. Right now, special interests like Rahool give legendary packs because they are being bribed by players who increase factions. To solve this, we will eliminate all Arsenal contributions. That's right - Make your guns yourself or go without. Corruption will be gone.
Thank you for listening to my plan. We need a revolution, and we need it now. Vote BernieFool for president of the forums.
[spoiler]Or end up on the wrong end of my socialist shotgun.[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Also, nerf fusion rifles by .04%.[/spoiler]
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I agree. Fusion rifles do need to be nerfed.