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3/9/2016 11:44:43 PM
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*Breaking News*
*Local UPS Hero Saves Another Life*
It appears our local UPS hero Tim has saved another life. Teenage boy, Bob, asked girls out to prom, but sadly rejected for "some reason." When hearing about this, Tim quickly diverged from his usual route, going through construction as well, nearly killing workers and causing a 5 car pile-up.
"It was all or nothing, that boy needed saving!" -Tim
Soon as he reached the kid, he handed him what seems to be a sewing machine that was meant for an old lady.
"I didn't know what to say, it felt like a dream come true!" The teen stated.
Nearby officers witnessed the scene, thinking it was yet 'another' drunk UPS driver. Upon coming up to the scene, they saw Tim. Without a single thought, they interrogated him and later commend him and awarded him a medal.
"It's hard these days ya know. Finding heroes like this UPS driver..." -one of the officers.
Yes it is hard to find heroes. Especially one as humble as Tim.
*Coming Up*
*Local Teen Gets STDs From A Household Item After Prom, Household Item Also Claiming Teen As Potential Father!*
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[quote]*Breaking News* *Local UPS Hero Saves Another Life* It appears our local UPS hero Tim has saved another life. Teenage boy, Bob, asked girls out to prom, but sadly rejected for "some reason." When hearing about this, Tim quickly diverged from his usual route, going through construction as well, nearly killing workers and causing a 5 car pile-up. "It was all or nothing, that boy needed saving!" -Tim Soon as he reached the kid, he handed him what seems to be a sewing machine that was meant for an old lady. "I didn't know what to say, it felt like a dream come true!" The teen stated. Nearby officers witnessed the scene, thinking it was yet 'another' drunk UPS driver. Upon coming up to the scene, they saw Tim. Without a single thought, they interrogated him and later commend him and awarded him a medal. "It's hard these days ya know. Finding heroes like this UPS driver..." -one of the officers. Yes it is hard to find heroes. Especially one as humble as Tim. *Coming Up* *Local Teen Gets STDs From A Household Item After Prom, Household Item Also Claiming Teen As Potential Father!*[/quote]
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[quote][quote]*Breaking News* *Local UPS Hero Saves Another Life* It appears our local UPS hero Tim has saved another life. Teenage boy, Bob, asked girls out to prom, but sadly rejected for "some reason." When hearing about this, Tim quickly diverged from his usual route, going through construction as well, nearly killing workers and causing a 5 car pile-up. "It was all or nothing, that boy needed saving!" -Tim Soon as he reached the kid, he handed him what seems to be a sewing machine that was meant for an old lady. "I didn't know what to say, it felt like a dream come true!" The teen stated. Nearby officers witnessed the scene, thinking it was yet 'another' drunk UPS driver. Upon coming up to the scene, they saw Tim. Without a single thought, they interrogated him and later commend him and awarded him a medal. "It's hard these days ya know. Finding heroes like this UPS driver..." -one of the officers. Yes it is hard to find heroes. Especially one as humble as Tim. *Coming Up* *Local Teen Gets STDs From A Household Item After Prom, Household Item Also Claiming Teen As Potential Father!*[/quote][/quote]
