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3/9/2016 11:41:06 PM
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[b]he keeps rubbing his head and scratches his ear[/b]
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[b]he sees a grin across his face[/b]
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[b]he continues.[/b]
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[b]he can hear his tail wagging under the blanket[/b]
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"Dude, you literally are a dog aren't you?"
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[b]he's practically asleep again[/b]
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"Hehe... Weird."
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[b]he shrieks at the noise, thinking he was asleep [/b] "I find it strange that some kind of important figure would take the form of a furry wet dream..."
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Being born an animal does mean something like a tail won't disappear no matter how much magic you use...and keep in mind I record most conversations
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[b]he sits him up next to him, still wrapped in a burrito[/b] "Mind telling me how a dog gains human like intelligence."
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Claimed by the devil
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"But you are Satan."
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Not the first
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"Oh... So who takes your place when you... Die?"
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I'm not gonna die. I made sure of that but if it happens Tiberius might
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"Hehe. Cool. Soooooo yo think this might kill you?"
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[b]he pulls out a comb and smiles menacingly[/b]
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I should have told you that I can produce a venom in your body that causes long agonizing erections...think twice before you piss off a dog
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[b]he laughs literally until he cries, bloody tears streaming into his mask[/b] "Mah boi, you don't know how hilarious that sounds."
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You probably can't tell but I've sworn at you in over 20 different languages in my mind [b]he struggles to get up[/b]
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"I've been sworn at in farrrrr more literal and farrrrr less psychological terms, friend."
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[b]he stumbles and falls on Wheatley[/b] I'm having difficultly
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"Wowowowowowowowowowowoowwoow siiiit down homie." [b]he picks him up and lays him back down.[/b]
