Hey, Off-Topic!
My bf sent me this "unexplainable" photo (he didn't take it, he found it online) and I thought maybe you guys could help with something. Come up with a cool caption/back story on the photo above and I'll pick the best comment and that person will win a prize :)
[i]Those who don't wish to participate can help out by quoting captions you like and/or bumping them. You're also free to comment even if you don't want a prize, just be sure to mention it in your reply.[/i]
[b]Prize:[/b]
[spoiler]Winner will receive a $20 PSN or a $25 Xbox gift card. If you don't want any of those, I can also send you a $20 Papa John's gift card.[/spoiler]
[b][u]Contest ends Mar. 13! Good luck ^-^[/u][/b]
Edit: I figured a week would be too long to wait so I changed the date to the 13th of March.
[b]Edit 2: help me bump a few of these comments, some of the good ones are being pushed to the bottom! Also, if you want to help judge, PM me[/b]
Edit 3: Congrats to weasl92 for winning! I might do another contest in the future :)
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Unexplainable. This picture cannot be explained.
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Mom: Honey where's your prom date Me:It's my sewing machine Mom:Oh okay, how about you take your photos in front of this crashed bus then Me:That spot looks great, you're sew good at this
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When you when a bet to crash the bus for a mixer...
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In the aftermath of an incident that left 12 dead, Billy remembered what his mother told him. "Don't sew and drive, Billy... Don't sew and drive."
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Edited by lI-3Dot-Il: 3/11/2016 2:15:11 PM#Faith #IGotDis Edit: Can't fix link by adding .jpg
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When UPS gets your address wrong
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Edited by LordofArbiters: 3/11/2016 12:10:26 PMWhen you take your hot white sewing machine to prom, but you rented a UPS that was driven by an Asian girl.
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Edited by BrandRobKus: 3/11/2016 4:30:33 PMTry sewing, they said It can be done anywhere, they said [spoiler]judging, just doing this for a kek or 2[/spoiler]
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Blue cop: Tell me Bill, why did you have to shoot out the truck's tires and spin it out? Bill "Brown Cop": What? The truck was brown! That's practically black, they surely have drugs in the back somewhere.
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That moment you finally get your sewing machine from the Ups guy.
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"Glub glub"
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Edited by bemo: 3/10/2016 3:07:52 AMTuxedo Guy: Hey! Stupid bus! Stop trying to photobomb me! UPS Man: I'm a delivery man! How about you sew me? Tuxedo Guy: *Punctures tires* UPS Man: Really! I'm telling the police! Tuxedo Guy: I'm out, they'll have to pursew me. *Beats up UPS man* *Tuxedo guy gets taken into custody* Police: Sew, you'd think you get away with it? After you beat up the UPS man? Tuxedo Guy: I beat him UPS so bad, he'll be in stitches. Police: He did the right think and told us! Why would you beat him up sew much? You'll have to serve jail time, y'know? Tuxedo Guy: Because snitches get stitches. [i]That's all, folks![/i]
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And they said it couldn't be done.
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Edited by Tâxx, Herald of the IRS: 3/11/2016 12:16:23 AMWMD test success, proceed to stage 2
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This is what happens if you touch my sewing machine
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I warned that UPS guy not to be late with my -blam!-ing sewing machine.
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So you're etheric peace? I've heard a lot about you.
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Stitches get no bitches
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"I will sew chaos in your life"
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Forgot to bring a wedding gift? What can brown do for you?
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"3 Cops surrounding a brown colored man. Me, deciding which [b]pig[/b] to sew into a football"
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This picture raises [i]sew[/i] many questions.
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I thought the hurricane season was over.
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You know, I don't mind, once when I was 7 years old, I sat on a banana, and that of course changed my whole life. -Hugh Neutron
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This is an average day for the B-Team trying to drive to sewing class
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When you drive your truck into the lake but blend is life