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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
3/9/2016 1:23:17 PM
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[b]The deity got past the mines and is now in the tree fort[/b] NOW WHAT WAS THAT COOL DAMN THING YOU AREN'T TELLING ME ABOUT?!
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*Upgrades tree fort to tree fortress*
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*sleeps under tree fort* Ah, nice and shady
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 3/9/2016 2:53:32 PM[b]The deity sees the tree fort[/b] Yo! Jungle monkey! Where the hell did the Fort come from?! What are you five?! [spoiler]Lets see where this takes us....[/spoiler]
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Some guy told a kid there'd be candy in here, but all i see is rope, and - ooooh...shit
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.....What? Come on man don't hold out!
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There's no candy...
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Then what is there! God...f[u]u[/u]cking...STOP TALKING IN NOUNS! WHAT IS THIS GOD DAMN GAME OF THRONES?!
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WHAT IS UP THERE DEADPOOL!!!????
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Bad things
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STOP WITH THE PLURALS! You know what? I'm coming up there.
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You get blindsided by a trap
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Whoa? A trap? Wow. I'm shaking in my god damn boots! I AM COMING INTO THAT TREE! [b]He tries to climb [/b]
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[b][i][u]There's a snake in your boot[/u][/i][/b]
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AH! [b]he falls to the ground and throws the snake away[/b] Alright. Climbing won't work.... Ha! I know what to do! [b]The deity runs away. Then runs back with a huge wooden pole. He runs and sticks the pole in the ground. Then goes flying at the tree house[/b] I WILL ENTER
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[b][i][u]Quick-sand [/u][/i][/b]
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Why is there quick sand on the tree house?! [b]He drops to the ground [/b] Hmph. Well if I can't get to the tree house....the tree house has to Come to me! [b]He grabs a hatchet and starts chopping at the tree[/b]
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[i][b][u]Tree regenerates [/u][/b][/i]
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ARGH!!! Curse you weird healing hippy powers! Alright then.... [b]He starts chopping down trees in the area. Then brings them to a field. He makes a giant siege tower. He rolls it up to the tree[/b] Aha! Flawless plan! [b]He moves up the siege tower and starts to walk to the treehouse [/b]
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[i][b][u]Plants Down Landmines [/u][/b][/i]
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Oh son of a.... Alright....alright!! Let's just uh.... [b]He steps back. And throws a stick at the land mines.[/b]
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[b][i][u]Misses[/u][/i][/b]
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......ugh. [b]He steps over the land mines. [/b]
