Today, I went to the bathroom on my office building's floor, and proceeded to push open a stall door. Turns out, the lady taking a shit there had forgotten to lock the door. We both just kind of froze, terrified and shocked, and made eye contact for a split second. I nope'd the -blam!- out of there and went to the floor below's bathroom. Oh god, why?
What do you guys got?
Edit:Removed the Solaris tag. I didn't think it would cause so much drama.
Edit #2: People are still commenting on this?
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Delivered a pizza to a yoga class, i walked in the door and everyone was in a position with all 4 on the ground and their rears and the air. Everyone looked at me from upside down and inbetween their spread legs, and i just stood there for a minute then said "someone ordered a pizza...?"