I've fallen in love with this one girl from the moment I laid eyes on her. She's beautiful, slim and protective. I'd do anything for her. Her eyes and crystal blue and her skin is practically glowing. She's perfect.
update: She's acting a bit crazy guys, she's been getting in my head and been saying she wants 'activate the rings' I'm not ready for anything serious
update 2: I left the house and she turned into a god damn flying robot
update 3: I asked her what she is, and she said artificial intelligence. I said the joke 'yeah, too much artificial, not enough intelligence, bow chicka bow wow'...
now I'm stuck in armour lock.
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Stick your massive Sangwilly into her Unggoy.
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Edited by f3: 3/9/2016 1:31:12 AMlol That's actually what Halo's story has become. GG 343.
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Hit her with your [b][i][u]magnum dong[/u][/i][/b]
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Cortana?
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Do you like games? Because, so does she.
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No you will get slapped.
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JUST DO IT!!
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Edited by pokepatrick1: 3/8/2016 12:02:04 PMDammit. I hate being stuck in armor lock!
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do it,
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Do it. And then when she leaves you, make a thread about that too. :/
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Sure why not
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The created have the mantle now.
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"I do know how to pick em."
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JUST DO IT
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Wort wort wort. [spoiler][b][u][i]Wort[/i][/u][/b][/spoiler]
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Don't make a girl a promise if you know you can't keep it.
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Edited by SpookyNoot: 3/8/2016 5:01:51 AM"Caboose don't ever stick your dick In crazy"
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Only if you're crazy. She likes crazy from what I hear.
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Is that even a question? Of course.
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Do et