[spoiler]This is just a bit of fun. Not meant to offend anyone, please let's not have a war.[/spoiler]
This guide is on how to identify a squeaker, without them actually using their microphone! This quick and easy tactic will allow you to understand a few things they'll do in the game.
1. The Username
This is very easy to do, just check the username. It just so happens that some young people tend to spam numbers at the end or sometimes before their name if it's taken, so watch out for that. Also, FaZe before their name means they're a FaZe fanboy, and that always means they're young. Always. Another hint, the username contains 'Minecraft', doesn't make sense as a word, or is the username of a popular figure (trying to be another person).
2. T-Bagging
It's not all young people doing the t bagging, but it is most of the time. T-bagging is popular amongst squeakers, especially to show a rage.
3. Hotline Bling dance
The majority of squeakers who had the silver bought the hotline bling dance from Eververse on Crimson Days. I'm sure other people use it, but the majority of sales will be from young people who don't understand that it's a bad dance.
3. Hate Mail
Obvious one, most people play games for fun, but some squeakers take it too seriously. Hate mail is normally from squeakers, and they'll try and be clever. 'gg reported' is a very widely used squeaker comment. Being salty also can indicate to a young age, although there are some menchildren.
4. Leaving crucible games when someone has a bit of fun
Ya know, there's always a defender titan, or someone using husk of the pit or the khvostov, or waving with the sniper, or ramming people with the sparrow. Squeakers see this as an insult, and will rage and leave after the defender claps, or the sniper waves, or the sparrow user does a trick.
5. 'I lost my mic'
Means he doesn't want you to hear him. Meaning, he's a squeaker 80% of the time. There are sometimes deaf/speech impediment guardians that don't want you to find out (If you hate guys because they have disabilities, you're stupid).
6. Swearing unnecessarily or using 'your mom'
When they have random outbursts, normally it's because they're young. They'll swear when they don't need to, and normally have a lack of respect when they're angry. 'Your mom' is a popular choice of insult among squeakers, I experience that quite a bit on blops 3. Normally they swear in messages.
6. Using all the OP weapons
Now, this isn't such a large indicator, but it's there. Normally squeakers only care about, you know it, the KDR. They'll do anything to protect it, anything. You see people enjoy using the OP weapons, but then there are squeakers who report because the OP weapons got beaten.
Like I said before, this is just a bit of fun, almost satire. Don't start a war in the replies please. I'm not trying to offend anyone anyway, but it's the internet so you shouldn't be offended anyway.
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Why are there 2 #6s?
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I fit in with a couple of those, but I'm not a squeaker
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Shit post detection guide Does the post reek of shit? If so then it's probably a shit post. Examples: the OP's post
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I fit nearly all the categories. I think I qualify as a pseudo-squeaker 16 year old infant.
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I play with a group of people who are 30 or 40 years old they t-bag and are a bit immature. [spoiler]so i fit right in[/spoiler] [spoiler]i wouldn't have it any other way[/spoiler] [spoiler] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) [u][/u][/spoiler]
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I fit one or two, but I'm not a squeaker
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1. You still play a dead game. 2. This seems like you got rubbed wrong 3. Tl;dr
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U wot m8? 1v1 me rust m8, ill bloody rek u fgt, cheeky skrub lord, i swer on me mum thet ill bloody 420 no scope u across the map, mountain dew dorritos style.
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I guess I'm squeaker free. A calm, collected Presadent1
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Your mom It's the greatest insult tho
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[quote]x NOTOR1OUS x[/quote]
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I take offense to number 1
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I think I'm a different strand of squeaker because I only have a high pitched voice.
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Adding to No.1... You know they're a squeaker when their username has x's than a porn site.
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Essentially, if they're a fgt, you should be able to recognize it on your own. If anyone wants to play Halo 5 tonight just message xX_dapU55islAy3r_Xx
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Am sqeaker can confirm the gamertag one.
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Edited by Barbatos: 3/7/2016 10:00:26 PMSome middle-aged men I encountered fit these -_-
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Why wouldn't you use the best weapons and tbag any corpse in reach?
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Can someone explain where the -blam!- FaZe or whatever it is came from. I've seen it, I think it's stupid, and I fail to understand.
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The only thing I have in common with this is the micless thing, and that's because my parents don't like me talking with strangers I'm -blam!-ing 14 and I don't need this.
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Theres a hotline bling dance in Destiny??
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#destiny
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I fit every one of these and I'm the farthest thing from a squeaker lmao
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Tl;dr has a high pitched voicr
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I also have a way of identifying them, my little secret plan
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I have found that they tend to post topics meant for #Gaming or #Destiny in #Offtopic