FINALLY Reached rank 300 with the Cryptarch with my Warlock today.
At this time I would like to claim my status as the worlds first cryptarch rank 300+ group. This is bound to be a special group that only a small few will reach. Maybe I'll be the only one since everyone else is going to play The Division.
I would like to take this time to thank the following people to help me reach this exclusive club: myself, friends, family, The Destiny Community, unemployment office, Democrats, the Prostitutes on Craigslist, Dr Pepper Bottling Group, Frito Lay, Snapchat, Facebook, and Bungie for continuing to nerf the amount of XP received for decrypting engrams thru out the years.
Thinking about starting to stream my gameplay so I can be sponsored for my legendary gameplay, worlds first achievements and skill.
Bungie: I gladly accept all rewards handed to me by means of the postmaster, a special emblem/shader; or a trip to your headquarters to sign your Wall of Fame and allow your staff to take picture of a gamer GOD who has mastered your game in all aspects
Remember to spay and neuter your pets.
I love my fans!
Thank you.
Edit: Uploaded Image for proof.
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My eris rank is rank 24