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3/4/2016 3:36:59 PM
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Tara shakes him out of his gunpowder trip.
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[b]He stares at her with very wide eyes. [/b] "You can get high on gunpowder... Whoa.... BUT WHAT'S THE WARM THING NEAR MY DIIIICK."
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"You wet yourself I think.
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"But I can't actually do that...."
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"Then I don't know."
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"You don't have any hands down there, do you?"
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She goes beet red and slaps him with both hands. "Does it LOOK like it!?"
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[b]He blocks both hands before swiftly kneeing her abdominal area. [/b] "BAD IDEA TO SLAP A DEMON HUNTER!"
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'OK ow!" She gets up. "You try to save someones life and they knee you in the stomach."
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"It was but self defense..."
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"Still." She sighs.
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Edited by Nibber Schipper: 3/4/2016 11:27:07 PM"You tried to slap me... With two hands!"
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"You were being a pervert!"
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"I'm high on hormones! I literally have a thing that causes me to develop twice as many hormones!"
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She screams into a pillow.
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"I'm lucky that I'm not aroused at literally all times!"
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"Just try to control yourself in the room OK?"
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"Huh?..... Oh.... Oooooh.... In that way..... In that way, indeed...."
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"Yeah." She gets something out of a drawer. "I need a shower."
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"Whaaaaat did you just grab?" [b]He asks, bursting with curiousity as he does. [/b]
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She ignores him and goes into the bathroom, locking the door.
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"Oh really now?" [i]My curiousity will be sated....[/i] [b]He slowly pulls his phone out, and hits up Google before typing something about things women take into the bathroom. [/b] "HOLY SHIT, WHY THE -blam!- WOULD SHE DO THAT WHILE THERE'S A KID NEARBY, -blam!- THAT I'M NOT IN THE MOOD."
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"It was panties!" She yells from the bathroom.
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"YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?! DID GOOGLE LIE TO ME?!"
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"Yes, now calm down!"
