Today, I went to the bathroom on my office building's floor, and proceeded to push open a stall door. Turns out, the lady taking a shit there had forgotten to lock the door. We both just kind of froze, terrified and shocked, and made eye contact for a split second. I nope'd the -blam!- out of there and went to the floor below's bathroom. Oh god, why?
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Edit:Removed the Solaris tag. I didn't think it would cause so much drama.
Edit #2: People are still commenting on this?
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A lady on the bus asked me for the time once. I glanced at my wrist only to find Id not worn my watch. I apologised dismissively, to which she asked again for the time. At this point I just said "I dunno". For whatever reason, this twenty something woman in a business suit walked over and leaned right in. "Don't know or don't f-'n care?" She snarled, sounding like the girl from the exorcist and stinking of whiskey, presumably from her travel mug. Normally I might have had some quip ready to reply with, but it was six maybe six thirty in the morning and I was just barely waking up still on the ride to work. I sat there dumbfounded as she screamed for the bus driver to stop the bus so she could get off.