Some one read to me so I can sleep
[spoiler]5:07am AMA[/spoiler]
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Once upon a time, in a far away land. There was a little forklift who was part of the royal forklift family. He was the prince of the forklift kingdom, He lived his entire life with joy and luxury, Until one day...the dreaded steamrollers, barbarians who want only to destroy, came to the forklift kingdom and attacked the palace. That day the Forklifts were not prepared for such an attack, many forklifts died....including the little forklifts family. The little forklift however, survived the attack and left the once beautiful kingdom with his father's right hand man, edgyforklift. Now the Forklifts are enslaved by the Steamrollers, forced to mine and move large crates around. But it is said that the little forklift will grow an army of the Heavens, and take back the kingdom that the steamrollers have taken! AND TAKE HIS BIRTHPLACE OF THE RIGHTFUL KING OF FORKLIFTS, NAY, THE KING OF ALL CONSTRUCTION VEHICLES!....But...it will not be easy for the little forklift. He will face challenges, foes of unspeakable power, all to mold him into the Forklift that his kingdom needs...he will slay the steamroller king, He shall become King