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3/3/2016 4:59:58 PM
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"As you might've noticed, I've been wheezing like crazy. My lungs are definitely busted..." [b]He says, heavily wheezing. [/b]
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"Let's vet you down to the medbay." She helps him up.
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"I'd rather become a cyborg..."
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She ignores him and takes him down to the medbay.
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"Noooooooo, I want to be a cyborg!"
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Edited by PyrrhasGhost: 3/3/2016 7:20:33 PM"No." The doctor begins to run some tests.
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"Yes. I will get cybernetic augmentations!"
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They ignore him and the doctor does his thing, healing him.
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"Stahp yer magic! This goes against logic..." [b]He says, still heavily wheezing. [/b]
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"I'm going to perform a special action to expel the foreign substance." The doctor says before smacking Suuz on the back.
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"DON'T BUST MY LUNGS FURTHER YOU -blam!-ING LUNATIC." [b]He screams as he starts to wildly flail his arms around, and jumps off the medical bed. [/b] "GET AWAY FROM ME YOU COMMIE!" [b]He wildly screams as he runs away, still wildly flailing his arms around."[/b]
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"Would you rather I vaccum your lungs?" The doctor asks as the door seals before Suuz can leave.
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"HOW ABOUT HELL NO!" [b]He starts running around the room like a crazy psychopath before jumping into the vents. [/b]
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"Fine you can be a cyborg!'
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"Are you sure?" [b]Two bright red eyes can be seen shining in the darkness of the vent. Quite a scary view. [/b]
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"Yes."
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"Can I have a metal heart?"
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"Do you [i]need[/i] one?"
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"No.... But I want to be a cyborg..."
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"Then I'll give you some metal parts."
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"Ooh... Like?"
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"Mechanical lungs, and a cyborg arm as a bonus."
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"Can the arm do cool tricks?"
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"Lasers and everything."
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[b]Screaming is heard in the vents before the seemingly burning red eyes disappear.[/b] "GODDAMN SPIDERS."
