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Favorite verse from the bible?

Mines is Ezekiel 25:17 Ezekiel 25:17 The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. Edit: here comes the atheist. Edit: Purse has been summoned, will the princess of darkness Anomaly appear too?

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  • Phillipian 4:13

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  • A Reading from the Book of Armaments, Chapter 4, Verses 16 to 20: Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ... Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

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    • Verse 666: Thy lord Satan manages a whisper, "Where's my god damn PC games?" God giggles and teleports to heaven yelling, "GOTCHA BETCH." "Reeeeaaaal mature God now piss off you sod."

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    • Edited by op NOON57: 3/18/2016 7:58:49 AM
      The omega alpha one from Fallout 3. If that's even a real verse

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      • I just remember to read Joshua 1 I'll have an edit specifically saying which one

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      • Philippians 4:13 I can do all things through him who gives me strength.

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        • Edited by moist nana: 3/16/2016 12:30:18 PM
          PSLAMS 23:4 Oldie but a goodie! "He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still waters. He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name's sake. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me. Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my head with oil; my cup runneth over. Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the LORD for ever."

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        • Ezekiel 23:19-20 "Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."

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          • Edited by OurWildebeest: 3/15/2016 9:02:01 PM
            Corinthians 13:13 [quote] 13 And now abideth faith, hope, charity, these three; but the greatest of these is charity. [/quote] Matthew 5 (quoting Jesus): [quote]3 Blessed are the poor in spirit: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. 4 Blessed are they that mourn: for they shall be comforted. 5 Blessed are the meek: for they shall inherit the earth. 6 Blessed are they which do hunger and thirst after righteousness: for they shall be filled. 7 Blessed are the merciful: for they shall obtain mercy. 8 Blessed are the pure in heart: for they shall see God. 9 Blessed are the peacemakers: for they shall be called the children of God. 10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. 11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake. 12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you. 13 Ye are the salt of the earth: but if the salt have lost his savour, wherewith shall it be salted? it is thenceforth good for nothing, but to be cast out, and to be trodden under foot of men. 14 Ye are the light of the world. A city that is set on an hill cannot be hid. 15 Neither do men light a candle, and put it under a bushel, but on a candlestick; and it giveth light unto all that are in the house. 16 Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. 38 Ye have heard that it hath been said, An eye for an eye, and a tooth for a tooth: 39 But I say unto you, That ye resist not evil: but whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also. 40 And if any man will sue thee at the law, and take away thy coat, let him have thy cloak also. 41 And whosoever shall compel thee to go a mile, go with him twain. 42 Give to him that asketh thee, and from him that would borrow of thee turn not thou away. 43 Ye have heard that it hath been said, Thou shalt love thy neighbour, and hate thine enemy. 44 But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you; 45 That ye may be the children of your Father which is in heaven: for he maketh his sun to rise on the evil and on the good, and sendeth rain on the just and on the unjust.[/quote] Matthew 7 (quoting Jesus): [quote]1 Judge not, that ye be not judged. 2 For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again. 3 And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye? 4 Or how wilt thou say to thy brother, Let me pull out the mote out of thine eye; and, behold, a beam is in thine own eye? 5 Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye. 12 Therefore all things whatsoever ye would that men should do to you, do ye even so to them: for this is the law and the prophets. [/quote]

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          • Matthew 23:12 For those who exalt themselves will be humbled, and those who humble themselves will be exalted. Luke 2:14 glory to God in the highest, and on other peace, good will toward men.

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          • Blessed are the cheese makers .

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          • Anything quoted in the DC Kingdom Come comic book

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          • Last verse in all the bible is best 👌🏻

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          • My favorite part of the bible is when god gives everyone free will and then floods the planet because we didn't act the way he wanted us to.

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            • Last one in Genesis

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              • I like all the verses I just add my name to all of them even the people in the verses

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              • Edited by OurWildebeest: 3/15/2016 8:37:59 PM
                Thessalonians 4 [quote]16For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the trump of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first: 17Then we which are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds, to meet the Lord in the air: and so shall we ever be with the Lord. 18Wherefore comfort one another with these words. [/quote] Revelation 21 [quote]3And I heard a great voice out of heaven saying, Behold, the tabernacle of God is with men, and he will dwell with them, and they shall be his people, and God himself shall be with them, and be their God. 4And God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes; and there shall be no more death, neither sorrow, nor crying, neither shall there be any more pain: for the former things are passed away. 5And he that sat upon the throne said, Behold, I make all things new. And he said unto me, Write: for these words are true and faithful. 6And he said unto me, It is done. I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end. I will give unto him that is athirst of the fountain of the water of life freely. 7He that overcometh shall inherit all things; and I will be his God, and he shall be my son. [/quote] Here is a song with a pretty literal account of what the Bible says about judgment day: https://youtu.be/wfbQXwasaRU

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              • I'm not religious but I always thought that the part about the four horsemen was really interesting(I think that is in the book of genesis). it also makes good subject matter for a metal song [url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VID_KM4dls[/url]

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                • -Fin-

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                • FittnessGRAM 4:20 [quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote]The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.[/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote]

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                • "And God said 'lmao shove the animals in a boat'" -genesis 6:19

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                  • Anyone else remember the time that a saint literally straight up murdered a dragon just because people liked being around it?

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                    • Illuminati:420 [i]Jet fuel can't melt steam beams[/i]

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                    • The bible is a novel

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                    • Volkor 3 : 16

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                    • I don't know any

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