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3/3/2016 5:26:52 AM
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Bungie Logic:
"Let's give Hunters, the [u]agility[/u] class, the slowest movement speed and the lowest jump ability!"
"Let's give Titans, the [u]tank[/u] class, the fastest movement speed and highest jump in the game!"
"Let's give Warlocks, the [u]glass cannons[/u], the tankiest abilities and exotics!"
"Melee hits aren't registering? I guess we'd better nerf Fusion Rifles!"
"Let's give the [u]offensive[/u] Titan subclass more armor than the [u]defensive[/u] Titan subclass!"
"Let's give the knife-oriented Hunter subclass the best [i]gunplay[/i] perk!"
"Let's give Stormcallers a free Fist of Havoc in their super perk tree!
"Let's do a ride-along for content that people have exhausted [u]6 months ago[/u]!"
Got any more? Add 'em to the list!
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You forgot to add nerf fusion rifles as their response to everything. "Lets make snipers the best secondary at most ranges and nerf fusion rifles" "Lets make a game that totally isnt just another futuristic fps and nerf fusion rifles" "I just dropped my toast... time to nerf fusion rifles" "Lets build a twitch studio with all that mtx money we need to fund game development AND nerf fusion rifles!"
