"Let's give Hunters, the [u]agility[/u] class, the slowest movement speed and the lowest jump ability!"
"Let's give Titans, the [u]tank[/u] class, the fastest movement speed and highest jump in the game!"
"Let's give Warlocks, the [u]glass cannons[/u], the tankiest abilities and exotics!"
"Melee hits aren't registering? I guess we'd better nerf Fusion Rifles!"
"Let's give the [u]offensive[/u] Titan subclass more armor than the [u]defensive[/u] Titan subclass!"
"Let's give the knife-oriented Hunter subclass the best [i]gunplay[/i] perk!"
"Let's give Stormcallers a free Fist of Havoc in their super perk tree!
"Let's do a ride-along for content that people have exhausted [u]6 months ago[/u]!"
Got any more? Add 'em to the list!
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Let's make people pay three times for one full game
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"Only one gun is the problem, Bungie nerfs all of them' (By all of them I mean like with suros regime they nerfed all the auto rifles instead of suros regime)
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Our meta is messed up with pulse rifles ruling... Let's make a massive patch note update, start the update an hour late, and then have the update actually do no changes whatsoever until the SRL update.[spoiler]yeah I remember that.[/spoiler]
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"Exotic engrams are dropping the same item 75% of the time. Better nerf fusion rifles!"
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"People seem to want exotic armor to be affected by shaders! Let's make the old Y1 armors be affected, and not the Y2 ones!" "We've introduced etheric light because we know you didn't want your old gear to get left behind! You get more style choices! Oh yeah and all your gear from Y1 is useless in Y2."
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Glass cannons?
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"Handcannons, shotguns, blade dancer are all OP, nerf fusion rifles." "The last thing we want is for you to look at your favourite weapon or armour and realize that it has become obsolete." *looks at vault* https://imgur.com/a/RJVuf
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Let's buff those auto rifles by .4%...or was it .04%...
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Pulse rifles are too weak and are severely underused. Let's buff them. Pulse rifles are now too widely used and are OP. We clearly made a mistake. Let's nerf them to the point that certain types are the lowest dps gun in the game and are unusable (poor Spare Change.....).
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"Only Suros is the problem.time to nerf every auto rifle into the ground"
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Make fallen walkers take [b]less[/b] damage when their armour is removed!
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You forgot to add nerf fusion rifles as their response to everything. "Lets make snipers the best secondary at most ranges and nerf fusion rifles" "Lets make a game that totally isnt just another futuristic fps and nerf fusion rifles" "I just dropped my toast... time to nerf fusion rifles" "Lets build a twitch studio with all that mtx money we need to fund game development AND nerf fusion rifles!"
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Nerf Fusion Rifles. Way too broken, shotguns are more balanced.
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"People are really upset over the Sunbreaker nerf. We should nerf fusion rifles in response."
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Edited by RedPlatypus769: 3/3/2016 6:28:11 PMThis is so true. It will probably be fixed if they nerf fusion rifles.
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Edited by Crott117: 3/3/2016 4:47:58 PMTitans have the best panic super in the game, lets give them a perk that makes it nearly impossible to kill them once they press both bumpers Not good enough you say? Ok we'll make it so if they are stupid enough to FoH off a cliff, they get to keep their super.
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"Go forth guardians, go forth and die!" OwO
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Edited by BERSEKAEL: 3/3/2016 4:56:33 PMYes, lets give titans a defender class item that is intended for offensive classes (the void class, that has the lowest % of users), a shotgun that has solar burn to not match the void class, oh, and has to be using armor of light for its perks (neither blessing or weapons of light), plus defender is the most unpopular class, a wasted and unmatched class item... [spoiler]I wish more love for defenders and titans in general, I main defender[/spoiler]
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Hunters have the farthest jump potential (especially with Bones of Eao). And, in my opinion, the best jump in the game.
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"Lets add SBMM to all the crucible and lie about for two months and hope none of the big youtubers find out!" You forgot that one lol
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Bump excellent read!!
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Lets have golden gun do shit dmg without an exotic, but even that is a joke
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[quote]" super perk tree[/quote]