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Edited by sillly:
3/3/2016 4:39:49 AM
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**WORLDS FIRST** Cryptarch Rank 300!
FINALLY Reached rank 300 with the Cryptarch with my Warlock today.
At this time I would like to claim my status as the worlds first cryptarch rank 300+ group. This is bound to be a special group that only a small few will reach. Maybe I'll be the only one since everyone else is going to play The Division.
I would like to take this time to thank the following people to help me reach this exclusive club: myself, friends, family, The Destiny Community, unemployment office, Democrats, the Prostitutes on Craigslist, Dr Pepper Bottling Group, Frito Lay, Snapchat, Facebook, and Bungie for continuing to nerf the amount of XP received for decrypting engrams thru out the years.
Thinking about starting to stream my gameplay so I can be sponsored for my legendary gameplay, worlds first achievements and skill.
Bungie: I gladly accept all rewards handed to me by means of the postmaster, a special emblem/shader; or a trip to your headquarters to sign your Wall of Fame and allow your staff to take picture of a gamer GOD who has mastered your game in all aspects
Remember to spay and neuter your pets.
I love my fans!
Thank you.
Edit: Uploaded Image for proof.
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6 RepliesYou're late. I got there with peanut butter crackers, Mr Goodbar and Sprite months ago. Sorry, 338 now :( nothing great to show for it...
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2 RepliesThere's people way ahead of you. Didn't you make one of these post at 200 and get called out
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Loot cave was fun when it existed huh
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1 ReplyEdited by marceltjuuh: 3/3/2016 5:13:37 PMlol you must like to farm engrams, i played 1000 more hours then you and im only 170 on my main xD but pretty cool, good job
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1 ReplyI wonder what your other 2 guardians ranks are at?
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1 ReplyBut the real question is, have any of the y2 shaders dropped for you?
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1 ReplyI got very confused when you said you have fans...
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1 ReplyI bet you're still getting 95% blues
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Lol love this post
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3 RepliesI'm at 247 in dead orbit for my Titan. If anyone is higher that to have no life
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#Satire
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1 ReplyI have a ridiculous amount of play time in this game and it's majority PvE and that's over double mine ... well done sir.
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Its kinda sad you know. There is life out there..
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1 ReplyGunsmith rank 17, every get anything good from him?
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Lol I have been playing since October 2014 and am only 56 on my titan (which has been my main). That is a bit ridiculous man, wouldn't really be too proud of that tbh.
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2 RepliesIs this a joke? I read that last paragraph and lold
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JMP double is 400.. And there is ppl who play way more than him lol
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Unemployment office. Lmao you lazy fûck.
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I'm sure you got nothing as a result of your hard work. Am I correct?
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[b]RANK 300[/b] gets a blue boots engram and a mote of light
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1 Reply
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2 RepliesWow. You really have no life and what's sad is you feel accomplished by this. Smh. You take gamer nerd too a whole new level.
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You took full advantage of the loot cave didn't you? Wow!
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What the hell is with kids' fascination with pretending "world's first" in a video game is anything but meaningless?
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4 Repliesjmpdoublex is 398. So you're not the world's first.
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1 ReplyHe will probably post his 'worlds first ' Kings fall hard mode completion tomorrow.
