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Edited by sillly:
3/3/2016 4:39:49 AM
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**WORLDS FIRST** Cryptarch Rank 300!
FINALLY Reached rank 300 with the Cryptarch with my Warlock today.
At this time I would like to claim my status as the worlds first cryptarch rank 300+ group. This is bound to be a special group that only a small few will reach. Maybe I'll be the only one since everyone else is going to play The Division.
I would like to take this time to thank the following people to help me reach this exclusive club: myself, friends, family, The Destiny Community, unemployment office, Democrats, the Prostitutes on Craigslist, Dr Pepper Bottling Group, Frito Lay, Snapchat, Facebook, and Bungie for continuing to nerf the amount of XP received for decrypting engrams thru out the years.
Thinking about starting to stream my gameplay so I can be sponsored for my legendary gameplay, worlds first achievements and skill.
Bungie: I gladly accept all rewards handed to me by means of the postmaster, a special emblem/shader; or a trip to your headquarters to sign your Wall of Fame and allow your staff to take picture of a gamer GOD who has mastered your game in all aspects
Remember to spay and neuter your pets.
I love my fans!
Thank you.
Edit: Uploaded Image for proof.
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Hey, a shout out to the prostitutes on Craigslist, I love them whores, they never judge you Cuz what can you say when your a whore
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10/10 If troll 100/100 If serious
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3 RepliesWhy would you zhalo a 320 supercell?!
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This is...disgusting..
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2 Replies300 is impressive however if you don't have a level by level breakdown of all rewards and an exact amount engrams decrypted you loose.
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2 RepliesThat's cool and you deserve a reward but the thing is, they won't give you one.
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2 RepliesU should change that title, a few others beat you to it. Others down below have provided the links to the proof. Good job getting there, but u are by no means worlds first ;)
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i've barely played in months. when ttk king came out i was at 203 or something, i got 1 shader "feud unfading" at rank 209 and have been waiting for the anahata shader since. i am now rank 250 pretty much just from doing raids and daily bounties once in awhile on patrol.
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2 RepliesOP forgets to thank the Cryptarch... Tsk Tsk... [spoiler]Does the sun hurt your eyes?[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyYou're cool exploiting loot caves. Nobody cares
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That bottom half of the post, what a doozy.
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4 RepliesSomeone has already reached 400 lol
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Hate to say but I think somebody already beat you to being rank 300+
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1 ReplyYour fans! Who the -blam!- are you?
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The cringe is real.
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1 Replywhat's the best reward you've gotten? I never get shit. I'm only like 70 even tho I've been playing since the beta.
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2 RepliesWorlds first?!!!? Im at 315
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3 RepliesRank 300, and he probably didn't get any shaders from the cryptarch... THANKS RNG!
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Nice job buddy
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5 RepliesI'm very happy for you, but please change the title of this. A quick Google search shows that you were not the first. Someone posted on Reddit back in January about hitting 300 (and they didn't claim to be the first either, which is nice). They provided a screenshot and if you would like to see feel free to Google it. :)
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1 ReplyCongrats, I suppose. How many of your engrams came from the loot cave though?
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3 RepliesYou play too much. Go outside and get a life, getting that excited over a video game is sad.
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2 RepliesLoot cave got you to 100+ huh.. yr 1 cryptarch was easy to lv up.. until they decreased the amount of rep each engram gave.
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You're not the world's first you idiot
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1 ReplyI'm 330 something with the Cryptarch...didn't realise it was a thing to get to certain levels with him!
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What you have just posted in all its attention-seeking glory, is the destiny equivalent of shouting about spending more than the average amount of time on the toilet. Well done, you collected done engrams and pressed "X"
