FINALLY Reached rank 300 with the Cryptarch with my Warlock today.
At this time I would like to claim my status as the worlds first cryptarch rank 300+ group. This is bound to be a special group that only a small few will reach. Maybe I'll be the only one since everyone else is going to play The Division.
I would like to take this time to thank the following people to help me reach this exclusive club: myself, friends, family, The Destiny Community, unemployment office, Democrats, the Prostitutes on Craigslist, Dr Pepper Bottling Group, Frito Lay, Snapchat, Facebook, and Bungie for continuing to nerf the amount of XP received for decrypting engrams thru out the years.
Thinking about starting to stream my gameplay so I can be sponsored for my legendary gameplay, worlds first achievements and skill.
Bungie: I gladly accept all rewards handed to me by means of the postmaster, a special emblem/shader; or a trip to your headquarters to sign your Wall of Fame and allow your staff to take picture of a gamer GOD who has mastered your game in all aspects
Remember to spay and neuter your pets.
I love my fans!
Thank you.
Edit: Uploaded Image for proof.
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Sooooo.... you were one of THOSE guys who used the glitch in the beginning to constantly level your chyptarch. Awesome.
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Well sir you clearly have a very sad life good luck getting laid.
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Wow, almost 300,000 kills on patrol too.
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Lol. Actually accomplishing the task but tricking people into thinking you lied about it. That's some next level troll shit right there.
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All those engrams and you're still rocking the quest line 1k yard stare. I might as well give up getting that dream roll...
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Where was my medal for taking my 300th shit cuz that's what it equals
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SRL rank 4? scruuuuuuuuub
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Watch this https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gu1h7gYd774
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<_< >_> Anyone else think this guy is a retard for bragging about something so stupid
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Edited by highlander1590: 3/4/2016 2:29:11 PMI have 322 across 3 characters and am frankly a little embarrassed about it. It shows that I have spent way to much time playing Destiny than I should have. Bottom line here this is really not an accomplishment to brag about. And honestly this being just a video game there is no accomplishment at all that you can achieve that is worthy of bragging about!
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Edited by Kell: 3/4/2016 2:16:56 PMWas probably awhile ago... If not... ur a retard [spoiler]or it's b8[/spoiler]
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Have you gotten either of the emblems?
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307 across 3 characters. Close enough for me.
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I have 300 between all my characters I think. And only rank 4 in SRL??? TOTAL N00B STATUS! LOL, jk
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Congrats. Hows jerking off in your mothers basement?
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Sorry, you are definitely not the first
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Sorry what? Couldn't hear you over the ignorance!
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It will look great on your resume :D Shows you can do steady line of work
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I don't know why you're getting hate. Good job OP
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You are not the first. People were at 300+ before TTK released.
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Damn. I'm only 276 on my main. I'll step up my game.
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Slow clap
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muted ADD kid