I'll explain why in an edit. Edit 1: >Be me >In highschool >Ask b.net for advice >Ask crush out >Crush had a crush on me >ohshiet.jpg >Says yes >victoryscream.mp4 >Relationship lasted a week and three days >ripinpasta.png >Drama ensues >degrassi.wmv >Gives gift on her birthday >thisplanshouldwork.txt >www.youtube.com/channel/epicfail >Ex cries to counselor >fml.gif >Meeting is planned >Girl doesn't want to have any contact with me whatsoever >SSSSHHHHHHHIIIIIITTTTTT.pdf >Goes to b.net >Creates this post >floodhelpme.exe