I'm "El Pollo Bandito," A.K.A. Jake. I'm... I'm... I'M... I'M A MEXICAN ATTACK HELICOPTER. For years, I have been planning Trump's assassination. His family dishonored my family in a caged chutes and ladders match with my abuelita. She lost the game, which was foreseen considering that puts doesn't speak a lick of American. And now he's going into the White House? Not the first time he kicked a black family out of their home. So yes, I will bomb him repeatedly and fire missiles at his tower. Also, if there are any slutty Latina Attack Helicoptoras, pm me, I'm single.