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3/1/2016 3:57:44 AM
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->This Guy<- has the best wife ever!

So my wife was going to take me to a spa for a float tank aka sensory deprevation tank treatment for my birthday. I hear it is suppose to be extremely relaxing. Well the spa called today cancelling the appointment due to a construction site nearby emitting hazardous fumes. So they're temporarily closed. So instead, my wife got us two tickets to see the Mavs play the Magic tomorrow night! I love my wife! Best thing is that this will be my first Mavs game. I've been to several Rangers and Stars games, and one FC Dallas game. But never a Mavs game. This is gonna be great!

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  • Q: Why are married women heavier than single women? [spoiler]A: Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.[/spoiler]

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